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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:06 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote

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Oi Googlebat, is it true that in Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal to have sex with a mother and a daughter at the same  time?


I believe it is. I can also confirm that although Bob Dylan sang: "It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry" on his album 'Highway 61 Revisited', trains can not, in fact, cry.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Googlebot, can you explain why the 'invisible waves' generated by the remote for the telly will not pass through our cat?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Googlebot, can you explain why the 'invisible waves' generated by the remote for the telly will not pass through our cat?


Didn't I already answer this?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Googlebot, can you explain why the 'invisible waves' generated by the remote for the telly will not pass through our cat?


What I can tell you is that modern domestic cats have a high lead-content in their bodies from the earth's ozone layer due to global warming and this can inhibit invisible waves from remote controls and that the ancient Egyptians would shave off their eyebrows when their pet cats died.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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fartcatcher wrote:
Googlebot, can you explain why the 'invisible waves' generated by the remote for the telly will not pass through our cat?


What I can tell you is that modern domestic cats have a high lead-content in their bodies from the earth's ozone layer due to global warming and this can inhibit invisible waves from remote controls and that the ancient Egyptians would shave off their eyebrows when their pet cats died.

The cats or ancient Egyptians eyebrows?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thank you googlebot. be quiet bearing.

Googlebot. Are you frightened of Sarah Palin?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Googlebot. Are you frightened of Sarah Palin?


No.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeez FC, call yourself a Midlander!

This swooning over our tin 'friends' is quite off putting you know.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Jeez FC, call yourself a Midlander!

This swooning over our tin 'friends' is quite off putting you know.


Your Comments have been updated with THE TRUTH.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Jeez FC, call yourself a Midlander!

This swooning over our tin 'friends' is quite off putting you know.


Your Comments have been updated with THE TRUTH.


Right that's it!




So then #1 are you on the bottom or is that #4?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So then #1 are you on the bottom or is that #4?


I will deal with this, Googlebot#1.

Android, as you know full well, that is a picture of Brad Pitt copping Angelina Jolie a wrong 'un after the Golden Globe awards.

And, as you also know full well, it is against inter-galactic laws to publish advanced pornography such as this to lesser sentient beings. Punishable by de-construction to be a teacher of small earthling children.

I note you have already pleaded guilty .
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll be baaaaaaack door.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Jeez FC, call yourself a Midlander!

This swooning over our tin 'friends' is quite off putting you know.


Your Comments have been updated with THE TRUTH.


Bearing - I was merely extending the hand of friendship to our alien visitor.

Googlebot - do you like the Mumford Brothers?

What is the minimum number of cherries that you would expect in a cherry scone?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you ever "accidentally" shagged a wheeliebin after a night out on the 3-in-1?

And, as a follow up, have you ever teamed up with an unlined pedal bin and an overflowing ashtray to also 3-in-1 the same minxy wheeliebin?

* The truth is out there. *
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Have you ever "accidentally" shagged a wheeliebin after a night out on the 3-in-1?



Just stumbled on this disgusting picture of robot dogging while surfing the t'internet, who will protect our children from this filth

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robot sunbathing on a nudist beach, nasty case of sunburn
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Grind wrote:
Have you ever "accidentally" shagged a wheeliebin after a night out on the 3-in-1?



Just stumbled on this disgusting picture of robot dogging while surfing the t'internet, who will protect our children from this filth



I guess "Cans" must be the girlie.....
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So then #1 are you on the bottom or is that #4?


I will deal with this, Googlebot#1.

Android, as you know full well, that is a picture of Brad Pitt copping Angelina Jolie a wrong 'un after the Golden Globe awards.

And, as you also know full well, it is against inter-galactic laws to publish advanced pornography such as this to lesser sentient beings. Punishable by de-construction to be a teacher of small earthling children.

I note you have already pleaded guilty .


Don't try and wriggle out of this, those photo's are of you and GB#1 as you know full well.

It seems we are building up quite a case of evidence against you and your friends...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Grind wrote:
Have you ever "accidentally" shagged a wheeliebin after a night out on the 3-in-1?



Just stumbled on this disgusting picture of robot dogging while surfing the t'internet, who will protect our children from this filth



Forest. That is a picture of your mum and android bearing.

Ha ha. A ha ha ha.
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Ha ha this is your mum googlebot#2



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