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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 5:15 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote

* Drinks gallon of Head and Shoulders. *
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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that made me laugh a lot.


Fartcatcher logic is a beautiful thing. Did he ever tell you about trying to eat a takeaway with some pliers? The man is a fucking legend, FACT!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A mystery to me is why Supermarkets have a 'Finest' range. It just makes me think the other stuff they sell must be babakaka. On closer inspection I'd wager the ingredients of  the Finest range is a bit babakaka too. Surely it would be better to make your standard brands to a 'Finest' quality and then everybody would keep coming back to buy your quality produce at a reasonable price. Or is that too easy?
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And what the chuff is EXTRA Virgin olive oil? How can anything be extra virgin?
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Tastes like spinach?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And what the chuff is EXTRA Virgin olive oil? How can anything be extra virgin?


Extra virgin olive oil is mechanically (cold) pressed, and has an acidity level of less than 0.8%. It also must pass a taste test.

Virgin olive oil has an acidity of less than 2%. It may also meet the low acidity of extra virgin oil, but didn't pass the taste test.

I wonder if "extra" has been carried across from another language, and doesn't have a literal translation? In Spain there is "Chorizo Extra", typically a very large chorizo ideal for machine carving. It is also described in English as "Chorizo Extra", but I don't think the "extra" has a literal translation from Spanish.
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Splendid, So what is dirty hot arse been around the block a few times slutty oil then?
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I can't believe it's not fanny butter?
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Spreads straight from the fridge.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Splendid, So what is dirty hot arse been around the block a few times slutty oil then?


Crude oil.
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very good
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Splendid, So what is dirty hot arse been around the block a few times slutty oil then?


Crude oil.


From Wembley.
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Right, so who's taken War on Drugs off the planet ?
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Who are these "new members" that pop up everyday. I know they arent real but there must be a person behind them. Why do they do it? what are they hoping to achieve? never understood this spamming thing
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Dock wrote:
carp wrote:
that made me laugh a lot.


Fartcatcher logic is a beautiful thing. Did he ever tell you about trying to eat a takeaway with some pliers? The man is a fucking legend, FACT!



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15th Feb and April's uncut drops through the letter box with adverts for Mother's day gifts in it. Getafeckinggrip willya
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15th Feb and April's uncut drops through the letter box with adverts for Mother's day gifts in it. Getafeckinggrip willya


To be fair, this issue is late by at least twenty-five years.

* Thinks about it. *


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There's not much call to adopt cute little fifty-three (going on fifty-four) year olds.

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CD's scratch easier these days than they used to. I've got cd's that are twenty years old, bit battered but play great. Two recently manufactured cd's that I've dropped only once on the sometimes-gritty footwell floor of the car, totally fucked. The splendid Wilko Johnson and Roger Daltry album and a Dylan bootleg. That shit ain't right! I have to bin them once they are scratched. Please give generously at this giving website:

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fartcatcher wrote:
Dock wrote:
carp wrote:
that made me laugh a lot.


Fartcatcher logic is a beautiful thing. Did he ever tell you about trying to eat a takeaway with some pliers? The man is a fucking legend, FACT!




Ace! I was impressed with Elvis's grave but yours is way classier!

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