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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:40 pm    Post subject:  Reply with quote

Like Bearing said. The stuff they give you to clear you out goes through you like a vindaloo through an OAP.

Afterwards you produce white stools. Almost like porcelain.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was gushing out of me like a gyser!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lovely thought.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I may need to be strapped down.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fartcatcher wrote:
Like Bearing said. The stuff they give you to clear you out goes through you like a vindaloo through an OAP.

Afterwards you produce white stools. Almost like porcelain.


Caster oil and orange juice is recommended if you want a good clear out?
Last time i had some a baby popped out.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wotsfortea wrote:
fartcatcher wrote:
Like Bearing said. The stuff they give you to clear you out goes through you like a vindaloo through an OAP.

Afterwards you produce white stools. Almost like porcelain.


Caster oil and orange juice is recommended if you want a good clear out?
Last time i had some a baby popped out.


Me n' eight pints of Stella caused that.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sheeps wrote:
wotsfortea wrote:
fartcatcher wrote:
Like Bearing said. The stuff they give you to clear you out goes through you like a vindaloo through an OAP.

Afterwards you produce white stools. Almost like porcelain.


Caster oil and orange juice is recommended if you want a good clear out?
Last time i had some a baby popped out.


Me n' eight pints of Stella caused that.

There you go again taking credit for somebody else's hard work...... if you must know it was an old tramp i fell on one Friday night on my way home from Ponte.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="sheeps:232515"]
wotsfortea wrote:


Me n' eight pints of Stella caused that.


Never met WFT but in my mind she was a 6 pinter and a couple of spliffs.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wotsfortea wrote:
if you must know it was an old tramp i fell on one Friday night on my way home from Ponte.
Are you definitely sure it wasn't sheeps? He fits the description perfectly.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="carp:232521"]
sheeps wrote:
wotsfortea wrote:


Me n' eight pints of Stella caused that.


Never met WFT but in my mind she was a 6 pinter and a couple of spliffs.


Don't forget the blind fold.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sheeps wrote:
Don't forget the blind fold.


Slightly off-topic, a chap at Rotary was regaling us with the Viz-esque concept of the "double-bagger".

Whereby the gentleman also wears a bag over his head, just in case his partner's bag inadvertently falls off her head.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like this quiz.  
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Make the bags plastic and grab an ugli fruit and I might be tempted to jump all over this thread.


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