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wotsfortea

What have i got in my Hand.

The item i am holding sits nicely in the palm of my hand, it is pear shaped and has many uses.

What have i got in my hand.

Ask me one question at a time then try and guess what i am holding?


                                 
Forest

What is it?
wotsfortea

You have to guess?
Forest

wotsfortea wrote:
You have to guess?


I thought it sounded a bit easy.
Forest

Would you use this item in the kitchen?
wotsfortea

you could use it in the kitchen but it would be just for decoration.
Forest

Is it a Xmas bauble?
Kevin Khatchadourian

Is it hard or soft
Forest

Does it have a practical use outside of the home?
wotsfortea

It is not an Xmas bauble.
wotsfortea

It is quite hard but enough force could break it.
wotsfortea

It has a very practical use in its own right.
Kevin Khatchadourian

Is it a gourd
wotsfortea

No its not a gourd, its smaller.
Forest

Is it one of those things that scrape dead skin off your feet?
wotsfortea

No its not one of the things you scrape dead skin off your feet,
however as it has  quite a rough surface it may remove some skin cells but i dont think it would be as effective as a pumice stone.
Grind

Is it one of Sheeps' love spuds?
Kevin Khatchadourian

Don't be so silly. Hardly be used for decoraating the kitchen could it?
Grind

Kevin Khatchadourian wrote:
Don't be so silly. Hardly be used for decoraating the kitchen could it?


* Stifles magnolia joke. *
wotsfortea

No its not one of Sheep's love spuds

and to be honest he ain't bothered what part of the house he's in to get them things out.
Kevin Khatchadourian

Thanks...I am trying to delete that image from my head.
Grind

So, it's not one of Sheeps' love spuds?

This quiz is more difficult than I thought.

Is there an almost-the-largest viaduct involved in any way, shape or form?
Kevin Khatchadourian

Is it one of those pear shaped palm sized things?
Grind

Is it a fat hamster?
Kevin Khatchadourian

Grind wrote:
Is it a fat hamster?


Speaking of which, bearing is quiet lately.
Kevin Khatchadourian

Is it a bulb?
wotsfortea

Nothing to do with viaducts.
wotsfortea

No its not a pear shaped palm thing.
Grind

wotsfortea wrote:
Nothing to do with viaducts.


So at least this won't be the worst quiz ever.  

Is it a miniature Space Hopper?
wotsfortea

Its not Bearing..... i mean a fat Hamster.
wotsfortea

It is not a mini space hopper.
wotsfortea

It is not a bulb....... however you are the hottest so far today?
Grind

Is it a pear shaped palm warmer?
Grind

And we are certain it isn't one of Sheeps' love spuds?
Kevin Khatchadourian

wotsfortea wrote:
you are the hottest so far today?


That's what all the girls tell me.
Grind

Kevin Khatchadourian wrote:
wotsfortea wrote:
you are the hottest so far today?


That's what all the girls tell me.


It is quite early in the morning still.
Grind

Is it work?

I've been wondering what it looks like.
Grind

Is it a real potato?
Grind

Is it what's left of Grunt?
Kevin Khatchadourian

Is it a nut? A walnut? (not one of Sheeps' nuts....we have established that).
wotsfortea

No it is not a pear shaped palm warmer.
fartcatcher

Is it a pear?
wotsfortea

It definitely is not one of Sheeps love spuds however reproduction is involved.
Kevin Khatchadourian

an egg?
wotsfortea

It is not a potato.
wotsfortea

It is not a nut, but keep going in that direction.
wotsfortea

Not a pear.
wotsfortea

Not an egg.
Kevin Khatchadourian

a grape, an olive,
wotsfortea

Too small.
Kevin Khatchadourian

wotsfortea wrote:
Too small.


That's what all the girls say, about Grind.
wotsfortea

Thought that was Dock?
Kevin Khatchadourian

Is it really really good?
fartcatcher

Does it smell nice?
wotsfortea

Kevin Khatchadourian wrote:
Is it really really good?


I think there nice but that's just me.
wotsfortea

Some of there hosts do or you could put fragrance oils on them.
Kevin Khatchadourian

Is it a hemorrhoid?
wotsfortea

Kevin Khatchadourian wrote:
Is it a hemorrhoid?


Very painful if you had one of these hanging out of your arsehole.
Kevin Khatchadourian

a sponge
wotsfortea

not a sponge.
fartcatcher

i fear this is all going a bit pear-shaped
Kevin Khatchadourian

a fir cone
wotsfortea

Kevin Khatchadourian wrote:
a fir cone


BINGO.

and for winning you get to do the next what have i got in my hand.
Kevin Khatchadourian

I'd best not.
wotsfortea

There the rules.
Kevin Khatchadourian

It's triangular and soft
wotsfortea

I could ask Sheeps he's always got something in his hands.
Kevin Khatchadourian

wotsfortea wrote:
I could ask Sheeps he's always got something in his hands.


No....For the sake of the forum, go with mine.
wotsfortea

Game on.
Kevin Khatchadourian

I already said....It is triangular and soft
wotsfortea

what size are we talking.
Kevin Khatchadourian

One hand can cover it
fartcatcher

Is it one of those things they use for positioning the reds on a snooker table but made out of rubber instead of wood
wotsfortea

What is the thickness.
Kevin Khatchadourian

A rack? No it is not a rack.
Forest

A green triangular quality street?
Kevin Khatchadourian

It's very thin and not a sweet.
fartcatcher

a plectrum
Kevin Khatchadourian

No not a plectrum
fartcatcher

a corn plaster
Kevin Khatchadourian

No, not a corn plaster...Are they triangular?
fartcatcher

An incontinence pad?
Kevin Khatchadourian

No, are they triangular?
fartcatcher

Yes.

I mean - I don't know    
Kevin Khatchadourian

wotsfortea

Can you eat it?
Forest

Is it used in the kitchen ?
Grind

Does it involve pissing yersen in any way, shape or form.

A squashed green Quality Street triangle?
wotsfortea

Can you roller skate during your periods if you wear one of these.
Grind

Is it a squashed green Quality Street triangle with wings?
Grind

Time out for a mildly amusing anecdote - My wife's aunt (who is legendary in the batty stakes at the best of times) complained to the Grindstress on a recent visit when they went, errr, female sanitation product shopping that, well "She didn't like those new fangled things one little bit."

It turns out she somehow (and I really don't want to think about this one too much) orientated them in such a way that the sticky bits didn't stick to the gusset of her undies.

She is from the southern hemisphere, but not Rio, although....... hgfhjgfjgfj
Kevin Khatchadourian

No to all of these
Forest

Does it have a practical use?
Kevin Khatchadourian

Yes
Kevin Khatchadourian

It is warm, triangular and hairy. If you push your finger a bit underneath it , it will be warm, wet and a bit smelly
Grind

Kevin Khatchadourian wrote:
It is warm, triangular and hairy. If you push your finger a bit underneath it , it will be warm, wet and a bit smelly


Is it a very old green Quality Street triangle that's up for some?
Kevin Khatchadourian

no
Grind

Kevin Khatchadourian wrote:
no


Your green Quality Street triangles are well gay then, bruv.

* Grind really loves chocolate. *

** And is, somewhat coincidentally, currently munching on a Tobelerone that totally fancies him. **
Forest

Is it a dairylea cheese slice thats past it's best before date?
Kevin Khatchadourian

no

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