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WFT Helpfull Hints

Had a spare moment at work the other week so I thought I would be my usuall helpfull self and let WFT know what the minimum standards were.

I drew up this menu and stuck it to the kitchen wall. She's not doing bad but there is room for improvement.



DINNERS

SPAM FRITTERS
CHIPS
PEAS
SLICE OF BREAD (NOT STALE)


LASAGNE
GARLIC BREAD


EGG NíCHIPS
TWO EGGS
PROPER CHIPS
PROCESSED PEAS (DECENT PORTION)
BREAD Ní BUTTER (NOT STALE)


FISH PIE
(DECENT VARIETY)
CRUSTY BREAD


SAUSAGE
MASH
ONION GRAVY
GARDEN PEAS


STEAK (MUST BE RARE)
STILTON SAUCE
FRIED ONION Ní MUSHROOM
SALAD (SALAD MUST ALWAYS CONTAIN ONION)
CHIPS


VARIETY OF PUDDING TO BE AVAILABLE TO TAKE AWAY THE TASTE OF MAIN MEAL IF CONSIDERED SUBSTANDARD


SUITABLE CONDIMENTS, SAUCES AND DRESSINGS TO BE AVAILABLE AT ALL MEALS.
Grind

Quality.  

If I put that up, my steak would definitely be raw, much like my arse.
Grind

I messed that gag up, the steak was meant to be exceedingly rare.

* Probably because I've not had any proper dinners like Sheeps gets. *
wotsfortea

Grind wrote:
I messed that gag up, the steak was meant to be exceedingly rare.

* Probably because I've not had any proper dinners like Sheeps gets. *

How about we do an exchange visit, a permanent exchange visit.
sheeps

wotsfortea wrote:
Grind wrote:
I messed that gag up, the steak was meant to be exceedingly rare.

* Probably because I've not had any proper dinners like Sheeps gets. *

How about we do an exchange visit, a permanent exchange visit.



Yeah, then me n' Grind can go to the club.
Grind

sheeps wrote:
wotsfortea wrote:
Grind wrote:
I messed that gag up, the steak was meant to be exceedingly rare.

* Probably because I've not had any proper dinners like Sheeps gets. *

How about we do an exchange visit, a permanent exchange visit.



Yeah, then me n' Grind can go to the club.


Ace!  
fartcatcher

not sure about that salad. May contain vitamins and minerals.
Grind

fartcatcher wrote:
not sure about that salad. May contain vitamins and minerals.


Don't worry, it's probably deep fried.
smiling badger

Spam Fritter?? Serious?
sheeps

smiling badger wrote:
Spam Fritter?? Serious?


Oh yes!!

Food of the God's.
wotsfortea

smiling badger wrote:
Spam Fritter?? Serious?


See what i have to live with!
Apparently luncheon meat (spam) makes his nose go funny,  i kid you not, ask his Mother.
Late Doors

Social class is a Moot point i know but one of the things that anchors me in a certain strata is food preferences. All that above sounds ace. As much as so many other great cuisines are around us now and  so many  fantastic ingredients  in the shops still my favourite foods by a country mile are the kind of thing on sheep's list.  Is it conditioning, entrapment? Dunno but egg n chips or wood fired swan is not a difficult choice.
Grind

The old, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum has been solved.

Give me Sheeps' list of scran to munch on any day.

* Feels hungry. *
Plastic Man

Late Doors wrote:
Dunno but egg n chips or wood fired swan is not a difficult choice.


I don't particularly like swan or Spam. The rest of the menu looks tempting, though I suspect it might have Heston Bloominghell turning in his grave.

If he was dead.
sheeps

Eat your Spam heart out Butts.


I may open a little Bisto.
smiling badger

wotsfortea wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Spam Fritter?? Serious?


See what i have to live with!
Apparently luncheon meat (spam) makes his nose go funny, †i kid you not, ask his Mother.


Please explain more..
wotsfortea

smiling badger wrote:
wotsfortea wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Spam Fritter?? Serious?


See what i have to live with!
Apparently luncheon meat (spam) makes his nose go funny, †i kid you not, ask his Mother.


Please explain more..

He used to say when he was a lad  (which was about 80 years ago) that luncheon meat made his nose go funny. Explain yourself Sheeps.
smiling badger

Yes, please explain.
Funny or runny nose?
smiling badger

Come on then ffs, whats with the nose thang?
sheeps

FFS!!!!!!!!!!!

How did I miss off belly pork, mash n'peas?
carp

Home made chips and 2 eggs a couple slices of ham. Salt and loads of vinegar. Food fit for kings and slaves
sheeps

D2 is producing the quality scran in our house now.

Lovely [hot] currie last night last with home made nan.

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