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Slowdive

Well then

I've decided to join up, you seem a reasonable bunch.

By the looks of other New Registrations, I'm about to be bombarded with all kinds of weird and wonderful questions.
lebowski

Re: Well then

Slowdive wrote:
I've decided to join up, you seem a reasonable bunch.

By the looks of other New Registrations, I'm about to be bombarded with all kinds of weird and wonderful questions.


Welcome, and prepare to be grilled.
Slowdive

Before you ask me, let me ask you.

Why are some people blue, others green and then some orange?
Slowdive

Re: Well then

lebowski wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
I've decided to join up, you seem a reasonable bunch.

By the looks of other New Registrations, I'm about to be bombarded with all kinds of weird and wonderful questions.


Welcome, and prepare to be grilled.


Thank you Lebowski (great film by the way), will Clacker or Foo Whiter be doing some grilling?
Pond Life

Yes you are.


How did you find us?

What is your flouncing style?

Do you require a special rank? I am one of Darwins dead ends.

Welcome to the tank.
lebowski

Slowdive wrote:
Before you ask me, let me ask you.

Why are some people blue, others green and then some orange?


Thats pretty profound, are you a buddhist ?
bearing

Hello Slowdive,

How slow can you dive?
Pond Life

Slowdive wrote:
Before you ask me, let me ask you.

Why are some people blue, others green and then some orange?


Orange admin, green are mods and blue are regular tank mates. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune and it is our aim to have as many orange as possible.
Forest

Hello and welcome Slowdive.

Clare Short, honest hardworking politician or moaning whingebag with a face like a slapped arse?
Slowdive

Pond Life wrote:
Yes you are.


How did you find us?

What is your flouncing style?

Do you require a special rank? I am one of Darwins dead ends.

Welcome to the tank.


I'm a member on another forum in this group.

Define flouncing?

Speial rank?  sounds intriguing, what is it?
Slowdive

Clacker wrote:
What is your favourite kind of sausage?

I demand a straight answer.


So the Wimpy bender is out of the equation then?
Slowdive

lebowski wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Before you ask me, let me ask you.

Why are some people blue, others green and then some orange?


Thats pretty profound, are you a buddhist ?


Only on every third Wednesday
Slowdive

bearing wrote:
Hello Slowdive,

How slow can you dive?


Very droll.

I can dive at many speeds.
Pond Life

Slowdive wrote:
Pond Life wrote:
Yes you are.


How did you find us?

What is your flouncing style?

Do you require a special rank? I am one of Darwins dead ends.

Welcome to the tank.


I'm a member on another forum in this group.

Define flouncing?

Speial rank?  sounds intriguing, what is it?



Coolio, care too share?

How do you go off in a huff? Storm off noisily? Slip out (oo-er) etc

Under your user name it has tank mate, under mine it says one of Darwins dead ends, we can change yours if you desire.
lebowski

Forest wrote:
Hello and welcome Slowdive.

Clare Short, honest hardworking politician or moaning whingebag with a face like a slapped arse?


Can you do a venn diagram for that question please Forest ? Surely there is some face like a slapped arse overlap ?
Slowdive

Pond Life wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Before you ask me, let me ask you.

Why are some people blue, others green and then some orange?


Orange admin, green are mods and blue are regular tank mates. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune and it is our aim to have as many orange as possible.


Ahh, I see.

Better than the other place I'm on, they're a bunch of fascists!
Slowdive

Forest wrote:
Hello and welcome Slowdive.

Clare Short, honest hardworking politician or moaning whingebag with a face like a slapped arse?


I like her, she's not scared of men.
Pond Life

Slowdive wrote:
Pond Life wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Before you ask me, let me ask you.

Why are some people blue, others green and then some orange?


Orange admin, green are mods and blue are regular tank mates. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune and it is our aim to have as many orange as possible.


Ahh, I see.

Better than the other place I'm on, they're a bunch of fascists!


We have them here too, watch your grammar, you have been warned.
Forest

Slowdive wrote:
Forest wrote:
Hello and welcome Slowdive.

Clare Short, honest hardworking politician or moaning whingebag with a face like a slapped arse?


I like her, she's not scared of men.



Mmmm

*strokes chin*
Slowdive

Pond Life wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Pond Life wrote:
Yes you are.


How did you find us?

What is your flouncing style?

Do you require a special rank? I am one of Darwins dead ends.

Welcome to the tank.


I'm a member on another forum in this group.

Define flouncing?

Speial rank?  sounds intriguing, what is it?



Coolio, care too share?

How do you go off in a huff? Storm off noisily? Slip out (oo-er) etc

Under your user name it has tank mate, under mine it says one of Darwins dead ends, we can change yours if you desire.


Believe me, you don't want to go any where near it.

I like it when people slip out.

I'll think of something to add under my name later.
lebowski

Forest wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Forest wrote:
Hello and welcome Slowdive.

Clare Short, honest hardworking politician or moaning whingebag with a face like a slapped arse?


I like her, she's not scared of men.



Mmmm

*strokes chin*


Is that your chin ?
bearing

Slowdive wrote:
bearing wrote:
Hello Slowdive,

How slow can you dive?


Very droll.

I can dive at many speeds.




*leaves thread*
lebowski

bearing wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
bearing wrote:
Hello Slowdive,

How slow can you dive?


Very droll.

I can dive at many speeds.




*leaves thread*


Just to put you in the picture, that wasn't a clever question from Bearing.
Forest

lebowski wrote:
Forest wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Forest wrote:
Hello and welcome Slowdive.

Clare Short, honest hardworking politician or moaning whingebag with a face like a slapped arse?


I like her, she's not scared of men.



Mmmm

*strokes chin*


Is that your chin ?


Yes I'm right handed silly.
Slowdive

lebowski wrote:
Forest wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Forest wrote:
Hello and welcome Slowdive.

Clare Short, honest hardworking politician or moaning whingebag with a face like a slapped arse?


I like her, she's not scared of men.



Mmmm

*strokes chin*


Is that your chin ?


Slowdive

lebowski wrote:
bearing wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
bearing wrote:
Hello Slowdive,

How slow can you dive?


Very droll.

I can dive at many speeds.




*leaves thread*


Just to put you in the picture, that wasn't a clever question from Bearing.


Have I upset him?
Pond Life

Slowdive wrote:


Have I upset him?


i doubt it, he's been insulted by experts.
Slowdive

Pond Life wrote:
Slowdive wrote:


Have I upset him?


i doubt it, he's been insulted by experts.




He's got thick skin then?
Pond Life

Thick skin, tender stomach.
bearing

Oh aye, skin like a rinhosoras rinausoras big grey thick skinned animal with a horn!
Slowdive

bearing wrote:
Oh aye, skin like a rinhosoras rinausoras big grey thick skinned animal with a horn!


bearing

She smiled at me

*swoons*

**hopes she is a she otherwise I'm in gayer territory**
bearing

Clacker wrote:
bearing wrote:
She smiled at me

*swoons*

**hopes she is a she**


Gayer.


I updated my post to add that caveat.
Pond Life

Deffo Phillie.
Slowdive

Pond Life wrote:
Deffo Phillie.


??
Grind

Is she one of US then?

Am I going to have to start behaving or watching my back?

Which Leeds player would you want to be and why did you put in for a transfer you silly mare?

Errrr.

Saints or Colts?

Expatricia or witness protection program?

And, lastly, but not at all leastly.....

Grunt or (hint!) Grind?
Slowdive

Grind wrote:
Is she one of US then?

Am I going to have to start behaving or watching my back?

Which Leeds player would you want to be and why did you put in for a transfer you silly mare?

Errrr.

Saints or Colts?

Expatricia or witness protection program?

And, lastly, but not at all leastly.....

Grunt or (hint!) Grind?


No, I'm living in France.  Ex Devon

You don't need to behave.

Leeds player, hmm I watched them on the TV the other night.  Not sure I'd want to be one of them though.

New Orleans for me.

Expat

I like both Grunt and Grind.
Slowdive

Thanks for the welcomes, I'm off to bed now.
Foo Whiter

Welcome again SD.

I too don't mind a bit of Goth the cure,  sisters of mercy & the mission especially deliverance by the mission I own a brilliant 12" of that I haven't listened to in about 15 years.

Questions

Best gig?

Favourite Album?

Favorite crisps?

Favourite pizza topping?

France does everyone smell of garlic & wear strings of onions round their neck?
Seal

Hello Slowdive, how do?

Who is good in Goth circles these days? Or am I missing the point here?


Is there much of une scene Goth in France?
lebowski

Seal wrote:
Hello Slowdive, how do?

Who is good in Goth circles these days? Or am I missing the point here?


Is there much of une scene Goth in France?


Unseen Goth ?
sheeps

Very nice to meet you SD.


Can we sort out dates for our French sojourn.

I shave my arm pits will this be ok ?
Mol

Pond Life wrote:


What is your flouncing style?


So you all know, my t'internet has gone tits up so if I disappear it's not a flounce.
Grind

Mol wrote:
Pond Life wrote:


What is your flouncing style?


So you all know, my t'internet has gone tits up so if I disappear it's not a flounce.


Can you make sure you leave Ms. Jiggles?  

Welcome SD!  

* Hopefully you don't have an inappropriate middle initial....... *
Fin

Hello Slowdive
Carp

Are you a homo?
Is that a picture of you, and do you need the number of a decent barber?
Carp

bearing wrote:
Hello Slowdive,

How slow can you dive?


Do you mean how slowly?
Pond Life

Everyone has gone grammar nazi mad.
Exiledwhite

Hello Slowdive

Being a relatively new (and seldom seen since joining) member of this fine establishment I only have one question.


If you were to re-invent the pizza box - what shape would you make it this time?
Pond Life

Great question.
Butts

The easy answer is round.
Exiledwhite

Or should we re-invent the pizza to fit the box?
Pond Life

Butts wrote:
The easy answer is round.


Nothing easy turns out good, ask John Terry.
Carp

Pond Life wrote:
Everyone has gone grammar nazi mad.


They started  it, the police
Forest

Seal wrote:
Hello Slowdive, how do?

Who is good in Goth circles these days? Or am I missing the point here?


Is there much of une scene Goth in France?


Circles? I thought Goths were into pentangles.
Pond Life

My dad moved in very mysterious circles, he had one leg shorter than the other you see.
Plastic Man

Exiledwhite wrote:
Or should we re-invent the pizza to fit the box?


Herr Buttz haz Enigma'd me to state zat ze pizza and ze boxz vill conform wiff state vequirementz.

*I struggle wiff, I mean, with English, let alone trying to translate cod-German through this ruddy Enigma machine. I'm a ruddy multi-billionaire plastic technology oligarch with pan-global industrial interests, not a ruddy lexicographer!*
Pond Life

Nearly felt sorry for you there PM
Carp

Well that is a member lost, what with you all saying you would ban me if I didn't ask if he was a homo and should get hair cut.
smiling badger

Welcome to the tank Slowdive.

Favourite Cure track? (Loved in France aren't they?)

How many Dough nuts can you eat without licking your lips ?

Dogs or Cats ?

Do you ever go on Burlesque forums ?

That is all.
Plastic Man

smiling badger wrote:
Do you ever go on Burlesque forums ?


Welcome, Mr Slowdive.

Following on from Mr Badger's questions, if you do go on Burlesque fora, are they the same as those Mr Badger frequents?
Mick McCann

Welcome Slowdive, how y'doing?

I take it you're into The Cure?  Favourite album?

Think mine's Seventeen Seconds - is that the dead atmospheric one?
Slowdive

Foo Whiter wrote:
Welcome again SD.

I too don't mind a bit of Goth the cure,  sisters of mercy & the mission especially deliverance by the mission I own a brilliant 12" of that I haven't listened to in about 15 years.

Questions

Best gig?

Favourite Album?

Favorite crisps?

Favourite pizza topping?

France does everyone smell of garlic & wear strings of onions round their neck?


Hello again Foo Whiter,

Best Gig - Probably Nine Inch Nails at Goldwyns in Birmingham, they were supported by The Wolfgang Press.

Favourite Album - Hmm, tough one.  If I had to choose one, I think it would be between Dawnrazor by Fields of the Nephilim and Pornography by The Cure.

Favourite Crisps - Seabrooks

Favourite Pizza Topping - Pepperoni

Yes your view of France is correct, especially among the women.  
Slowdive

Carp wrote:
Are you a homo?
Is that a picture of you, and do you need the number of a decent barber?


I'm a homo sapien if that helps.  

Got a good stylist thank-you.
Slowdive

Seal wrote:
Hello Slowdive, how do?

Who is good in Goth circles these days? Or am I missing the point here?


Is there much of une scene Goth in France?


Not too keen on what they call 'Goth' these days, just young pretenders really.
bearing

Whereabouts in France are you?
Slowdive

Exiledwhite wrote:
Hello Slowdive

Being a relatively new (and seldom seen since joining) member of this fine establishment I only have one question.


If you were to re-invent the pizza box - what shape would you make it this time?


Boomerang shaped,
Foo Whiter

Bestleftfoot is a big NIN fan, he used to play it in his car a lot, especially that one about fecking from the inside & like an animal. Quite disturbing really

As for Seabrooks I'm there with you sister cheese & onion rule!
Slowdive

smiling badger wrote:
Welcome to the tank Slowdive.

Favourite Cure track? (Loved in France aren't they?)

How many Dough nuts can you eat without licking your lips ?

Dogs or Cats ?

Do you ever go on Burlesque forums ?

That is all.


Favourite Cure track - The Hanging Garden

How many doughnuts??? - 26 and a quarter.  

Dogs or cats - Both

Burlesque Forums - I'm in France, all us women are into Burlesque.  But no, never been on any forums.
Slowdive

Plastic Man wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Do you ever go on Burlesque forums ?


Welcome, Mr Slowdive.

Following on from Mr Badger's questions, if you do go on Burlesque fora, are they the same as those Mr Badger frequents?


Mr. Slowdive!  
Slowdive

Mick McCann wrote:
Welcome Slowdive, how y'doing?

I take it you're into The Cure?  Favourite album?

Think mine's Seventeen Seconds - is that the dead atmospheric one?


See above for favourite Cure Album, Seventeen Seconds was one of the previous albums.  It was pretty atmospheric, it was quite a strange sounding album not very tuneful if you get what I mean.  They used a lot of echo to make the sound, A Forest is a good example very downbeat.
Slowdive

bearing wrote:
Whereabouts in France are you?


Normandy.
Slowdive

Foo Whiter wrote:
Bestleftfoot is a big NIN fan, he used to play it in his car a lot, especially that one about fecking from the inside & like an animal. Quite disturbing really

As for Seabrooks I'm there with you sister cheese & onion rule!


Ahh, Closer! That album (Downward Spiral) was good, still hold Pretty Hate Machine as their best album (Terrible Lies, being my favourite single off it) to date though.

Mmmm Seabrooks Cheese and Onion, I get boxes shipped over here by my family.  
Mol

Slowdive wrote:
bearing wrote:
Whereabouts in France are you?


Normandy.


Have you just landed?

Oh, and there is only one crisp, we need to get that straight from the off.


smiling badger

Slowdive wrote:
Plastic Man wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Do you ever go on Burlesque forums ?


Welcome, Mr Slowdive.

Following on from Mr Badger's questions, if you do go on Burlesque fora, are they the same as those Mr Badger frequents?


Mr. Slowdive!  


FFS, Plastic Man.
And you call yourself a Grammar Nazi.
Slowdive

Mol wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
bearing wrote:
Whereabouts in France are you?


Normandy.


Have you just landed?

Oh, and there is only one crisp, we need to get that straight from the off.




Not just landed no.     Side stepped from Brittany, too many English folk where I was, it was getting like a Breton version of Eldorado!

I've had Tayto's before, they're nice but I found them a little on the greasy side.  Great flavour though.
Slowdive

Have been reading some of the other people's threads that have signed up.

Freaky Fred is a little bit insane isn't he?

Hope he'll not be offended by that.
smiling badger

Slowdive wrote:
Have been reading some of the other people's threads that have signed up.

Freaky Fred is a little bit insane isn't he?

Hope he'll not be offended by that.


He's cool. He's Bearings mate/partner.
Slowdive

sheeps wrote:
Very nice to meet you SD.


Can we sort out dates for our French sojourn.

I shave my arm pits will this be ok ?


Hello sheeps, I seemed to have missed your little welcome, so I apologise for that.

I shave mine too, so don't worry.  We can be two English girls taking on the whole of France.

To be fair, I don't think they're as hairy as they used to be.  
bearing

smiling badger wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Have been reading some of the other people's threads that have signed up.

Freaky Fred is a little bit insane isn't he?

Hope he'll not be offended by that.


He's cool. He's Bearings mate/partner.


Is he fuck as like!
bearing

Ooh, apologies for my language there.  What I meant to say was he's nothing to do with me.

*zips up mouth*
Slowdive

bearing wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Have been reading some of the other people's threads that have signed up.

Freaky Fred is a little bit insane isn't he?

Hope he'll not be offended by that.


He's cool. He's Bearings mate/partner.


Is he fuck as like!


 

You weren't keen on him then?
bearing

He was a laugh, in a kind of psychotic way!
smiling badger

bearing wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Have been reading some of the other people's threads that have signed up.

Freaky Fred is a little bit insane isn't he?

Hope he'll not be offended by that.


He's cool. He's Bearings mate/partner.


Is he fuck as like!


Sooo tetchy these days aren't we B.
bearing

smiling badger wrote:
bearing wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Have been reading some of the other people's threads that have signed up.

Freaky Fred is a little bit insane isn't he?

Hope he'll not be offended by that.


He's cool. He's Bearings mate/partner.


Is he fuck as like!


Sooo tetchy these days aren't we B.


That was akin to me suggesting you and Pondy were riding the broke back mountain!
smiling badger

He was great a writing about Dinosaurs with a little bit of gayness thrown into it all.

Fred that is not Bearing. Though B is probably just as capable.
Plastic Man

smiling badger wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Plastic Man wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Do you ever go on Burlesque forums ?


Welcome, Mr Slowdive.

Following on from Mr Badger's questions, if you do go on Burlesque fora, are they the same as those Mr Badger frequents?


Mr. Slowdive!  


FFS, Plastic Man.
And you call yourself a Grammar Nazi.


A fair point Mr Badger. (Assuming that is your point). It is normally obvious on this forum as to how to address a member.

Do you think it would be better to address the new member as Mr/ Ms Slowdive until their gender can be confirmed by the obligatory testing?

(No doubt you can remember the difficulties regarding the gender-typing regarding the South African Olympian 800 m runner, Caster Semenya).

Perhaps to avoid any on-going incertainty, the person who posts as "Slowdive" can post pictures of their external genitalia here.
bearing

Blimey PM, you can't go saying things like that to newcomers. Royalty or not, we've standards to uphold on here!
Mol

bearing wrote:
Blimey PM, you can't go saying things like that to newcomers. Royalty or not, we've standards to uphold on here!


I think he's been on the Pol Roger.
Plastic Man

bearing wrote:
Blimey PM, you can't go saying things like that to newcomers. Royalty or not, we've standards to uphold on here!


I know our ethos is to welcome all, but I sincerely believe we need to be aware of the true gender of all contributors.

Without such knowledge, if one accuses them of being a gayer, one does not know if one is accusing them of being a thre'penny stamp licker or a sheriff's rusty badge botherer?

How are several of our forum regulars supposed to progress on their "comedic genius" college course  (NVQ 1   - "Trying to raise a smile and how to get out before the riot starts") on such a basis?
Carp

bearing wrote:
Ooh, apologies for my language there.  What I meant to say was he's nothing to do with me.

*zips up mouth*


He told me to fuck off last night, at least twice.

Sulks off expecting an apology.
Carp

Plastic Man wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Slowdive wrote:
Plastic Man wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Do you ever go on Burlesque forums ?


Welcome, Mr Slowdive.

Following on from Mr Badger's questions, if you do go on Burlesque fora, are they the same as those Mr Badger frequents?


Mr. Slowdive!  


FFS, Plastic Man.
And you call yourself a Grammar Nazi.


A fair point Mr Badger. (Assuming that is your point). It is normally obvious on this forum as to how to address a member.

Do you think it would be better to address the new member as Mr/ Ms Slowdive until their gender can be confirmed by the obligatory testing?

(No doubt you can remember the difficulties regarding the gender-typing regarding the South African Olympian 800 m runner, Caster Semenya).

Perhaps to avoid any on-going incertainty, the person who posts as "Slowdive" can post pictures of their external genitalia here.


I am guilty too. I guess homo is gender related...My daughter does like the band NIN if that helps.

Perhaps the forum needs to introduce medicals so that gender can be confirmed on application.....I have got some marigolds and a peg.
bearing

Carp wrote:
bearing wrote:
Ooh, apologies for my language there.  What I meant to say was he's nothing to do with me.

*zips up mouth*


He told me to fuck off last night, at least twice.

Sulks off expecting an apology.


Did I?

*goes off to check*

Anyone else noticed that SD inferred that sheeps was a girly?
Plastic Man

Carp wrote:
Perhaps the forum needs to introduce medicals so that gender can be confirmed on application.....I have got some marigolds and a peg.


Good point, Mr Carp, well made.

I believe Herr Butts is hoping to introduce a standardised English Language test to screen new applicants.

You might want to discuss this matter with Kommandant Butts?
Carp

I'm confused now....We need appropriate medical tests!
Mol

bearing wrote:


Anyone else noticed that SD inferred that sheeps was a girly?


I didn't want to say anything, but yes.
bearing

Carp wrote:
bearing wrote:
Ooh, apologies for my language there.  What I meant to say was he's nothing to do with me.

*zips up mouth*


He told me to fuck off last night, at least twice.

Sulks off expecting an apology.


Point of order!

I called you 'new guy' and then said FFS! when you kicked me.

At no point did I tell you to fuck off.
Carp

ok  It wasn't an issue mate. I was just mucking about.
bearing

Mol wrote:
bearing wrote:


Anyone else noticed that SD inferred that sheeps was a girly?


I didn't want to say anything, but yes.


bearing

Carp wrote:
ok  It wasn't an issue mate. I was just mucking about.



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