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Pond Life

Tizer

I know that you're all as anxious as me to form the Tizer network, so i'll start here. We can swap info and bargain alerts here.


Sainburys: Six cans multipack £2.49

Morrisons: Two litre bottle 99p!!

So Tizer fans, it is all down to Morrisons.
Tank Girl

trainspotters and Tizer fans UNITE!!!

IT IS perhaps not the most desirable residence in Stockport. The main Manchester-London railway line runs on an embankment along one side of the garden. On the other, a heavy duty goods line passes within 60 feet of the house.

Nearly 300 trains a day thunder beside the bedroom windows of 15, Buttercup Drive, Adswood. It so close to the railway lines that the crockery rattles about once every four minutes and the windows are triple-glazed to keep out the noise.

But to a train spotter, the house is paradise and five Stockport members of the Thermos fraternity have clubbed together to buy it. Initially, it will be a place to hang up their anoraks and observe passing Class 60 locomotives. Eventually they plan to turn it into a shrine to Tizer, notebooks and Brownie cameras.

Mel Thorley, 45, a British Rail train driver, watched the house being built from the cab of passing suburban trains. This year he, his uncle Eric, 78, and three friends raised pounds 56,000 to buy it as a train-spotting base. Eric Hobson, who sold his own house, will live there. 'We want the house to be a shrine to the memory of everyone who has stood at this place in the past with their Tizer and crisps,' Mr Thorley said.

'This is one of the prime train enthusiasts' spots in the country, and the first time for 33 years we have had a chance to move in on it.'
Fin

10.09 for 24 cans

www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=1709 -
Pond Life

Not sure i buy this....

Hitler, it turns out, loved Tizer. Just loved it. A the Nuremberg rally, Hitlerís Tizer was airbrushed out of his raised right hand. If you look closely, the Hitler hand is lightly cupped as if holding something. His fans took it to symbolise his grasp of the nation. Tizer knew better.


http://www.anorak.co.uk/246187/th...e-sues-bnp-and-hitlers-tizer.html
Carp

I don't like Tizer so I wont be joining your Facebook group I am afraid.
Pond Life

Carp wrote:
I don't like Tizer so I wont be joining your Facebook group I am afraid.


Tizericism.
Carp

There is already a Facebook group. I just checked.
Pond Life

they're just pretenders, splitters, glory hunters.

I'm the real deal.
Tank Girl

are you the Tizer fan club?
fuck off, we're the fan club of tizer.
Carp

Official or independent?
Pond Life

affiliated
Carp

The worst sort.
bearing

Hi there, anyone want to join the Club of tizer fans?
Carp

Not me. I am in the Anti Tizer League
smiling badger

Sorry, i'm with Carp on this.
Tizer tastes like shit and i dont want to join your club.
Pond Life

You can wait outside for us then with yer poncy cola.
Pond Life

I'm on the Tizer bus.

Forest

Count me in for Tizer fun.
Fin

Pond Life wrote:
they're just pretenders, splitters, glory hunters.

I'm the real deal.

The Tizer Kaiser.
Fin

Pond Life wrote:
Not sure i buy this....

Hitler, it turns out, loved Tizer. Just loved it. A the Nuremberg rally, Hitlerís Tizer was airbrushed out of his raised right hand. If you look closely, the Hitler hand is lightly cupped as if holding something. His fans took it to symbolise his grasp of the nation. Tizer knew better.


http://www.anorak.co.uk/246187/th...e-sues-bnp-and-hitlers-tizer.html

The Tizer Kaiser

Repetition,i'm out
Seal

Tizer? Fizzy vomit, more like. Not on the bus  
Pond Life

Seal wrote:
Tizer? Fizzy vomit, more like. Not on the bus †


Are you sure you're not thinking about vimto?
Grind

Pond Life wrote:
Seal wrote:
Tizer? Fizzy vomit, more like. Not on the bus †


Are you sure you're not thinking about vimto?


That's dyslexic Tizer.
Forest

Pond Life wrote:
Seal wrote:
Tizer? Fizzy vomit, more like. Not on the bus †


Are you sure you're not thinking about vimto?


Vimto pop tastes crap but the original cordial is ace.
bearing

Forest wrote:
Pond Life wrote:
Seal wrote:
Tizer? Fizzy vomit, more like. Not on the bus †


Are you sure you're not thinking about vimto?


Vimto pop tastes crap but the original cordial is ace.


Full of gluten is Vimto!
Forest

Eh? It's fruit juice innit
Pond Life

Get your own vimto thread please, this is the Tizer thread, Tizer, King of drinks.

I think admin are going to lose quite a lot of money over this.
Grind

bearing wrote:
Forest wrote:
Pond Life wrote:
Seal wrote:
Tizer? Fizzy vomit, more like. Not on the bus †


Are you sure you're not thinking about vimto?


Vimto pop tastes crap but the original cordial is ace.


Full of gluten is Vimto!


So is the competitor sports drink, Nutgel.
Pond Life

Get your own Nutgel  thread please, this is the Tizer thread, Tizer, King of drinks.
Grind

Pond Life wrote:
Get your own Nutgel †thread please, this is the Tizer thread, Tizer, King of drinks.


Full of sugar, is Rezit.
Carp

A mate of mine drank loads of Tizer and his arms and legs went wobbly and his teeth fell out. Honest.
bearing

Forest wrote:
Eh? It's fruit juice innit


Tell me about it...

reet fucked off cause I like Vimto
bearing

What are peoples thoughts on Irn-Bru?

I love the stuff...
Carp

PL wont like that in his Tizer thread
Forest

bearing wrote:
What are peoples thoughts on Irn-Bru?

I love the stuff...


I prefer the diet Irn bru, it's not as sweet
bearing

Carp wrote:
PL wont like that in his Tizer thread


Admin have made a ruling, see the other pop thread for confirmation.

Anyone remember that tropical fizzy pop, circa 1984.
Carp

Not saying
Forest

bearing wrote:


Anyone remember that tropical fizzy pop, circa 1984.


Lilt?
bearing

Forest wrote:
bearing wrote:


Anyone remember that tropical fizzy pop, circa 1984.


Lilt?


Nah, if I remember rightly it was quite short lived
Forest

Mountain Dew?
Carp

Typically tropical taste
bearing

Forest wrote:
Mountain Dew?


Nah, that's still going isn't it?
Forest

bearing wrote:
Forest wrote:
Mountain Dew?


Nah, that's still going isn't it?


Give us a clue then, what flavour Was it, colour of the can etc?
Grind

Is it milk?
bearing

Carp

The other thread is much better
Grind

Carp wrote:
The other thread is much better


Less Tizery.
Carp

More fruity
smiling badger

Quatro was ace.
Better than Tizer.
bearing

smiling badger wrote:
Quatro was ace.
Better than Tizer.


Much better
Grind

Betterer
smiling badger

Grind wrote:
Betterer

Much betterer.
Grind

Bettererest.

* Wins by a kipper tie on head-to-head performances. *
Carp

Fucking Tizericsts cost us the game tonight. Fact
Pond Life

See you all in Strasbourg!!
Pond Life

I'm going to have to visit Morrisons today as stocks of Tizer in the fridge tally up to nothing. I know! It's fine, honestly, I'll get some.
Fin

Dr Pepper
bearing

Pond Life wrote:
I'm going to have to visit Morrisons today as stocks of Tizer in the fridge tally up to nothing. I know! It's fine, honestly, I'll get some.


Did you get any decent pop whilst getting the mizer?
Pond Life

I have been instructed by my legal team that i have to measure my responses on this thread, that is what i am doing.
bearing

Pond Life wrote:
I have been instructed by my legal team that i have to measure my responses on this thread, that is what i am doing.


That one was quite long
Grind

bearing wrote:
Pond Life wrote:
I have been instructed by my legal team that i have to measure my responses on this thread, that is what i am doing.


That one was quite long


Is there an optimal length?

* I try to pack girth where possible. *
bearing

Grind wrote:
bearing wrote:
Pond Life wrote:
I have been instructed by my legal team that i have to measure my responses on this thread, that is what i am doing.


That one was quite long


Is there an optimal length?

* I try to pack girth where possible. *


Not sure, he seemed to word it as though he has to make some kind of chart to present to his legal team.

Perhaps it's a bar chart......
Pond Life

Tee hee very funny, have you seen the Tizer riots down at Milbank Tower?
bearing

Pond Life wrote:
Tee hee very funny, have you seen the Tizer riots down at Milbank Tower?


Yeah, they hate the taste that is tizer...
Pond Life

The 1974 song "Back in Judy's Jungle" by Brian Eno mentions the Tizer, as does the 1983 song "Party, Party" by Elvis Costello and the 1991 song "King Leer" by Morrissey.
Grind

I'm sure plenty of top beat combos have mentioned Hitler and/or soiled underpants in their popular music offerings too.
bearing

Pond Life wrote:
The 1974 song "Back in Judy's Jungle" by Brian Eno mentions the Tizer, as does the 1983 song "Party, Party" by Elvis Costello and the 1991 song "King Leer" by Morrissey.


....and?
Pond Life

This is the Tizer thread, it is a Tizer fact, thats where i would post Tizer facts.

Tizer hater.
Pond Life

The Tizer Soak



Put the bean sprouts in a deep bowl and marinade them in the Tizer, leaving them to soak for about ten minutes. Peel the banana and roll it in the granola mix until thoroughly coated. Wrap the banana into one of the deli wraps, and then cut into cylinders about three inches long. Cut an additional wrap into strips and make then into coils. In a hot pan, fry these coils until browned. Set a bed of marinaded vegetables in the centre of a plate, arrange the cylinders and coils on top, and serve.
Grind

What is that used for?
bearing

Grind wrote:
What is that used for?


Getting rid of tizer, you wouldn't eat it, so one more can of tizer is not being consumed.
Pond Life

All this anti Tizer talk reminds me of men that harp on about how they hate homosexuals, we all know the truth there.
Grind

bearing wrote:
Grind wrote:
What is that used for?


Getting rid of tizer, you wouldn't eat it, so one more can of tizer is not being consumed.


Makes sense.

* Meeting OSHA requirements, one can at a time. *
bearing

Pond Life wrote:
All this anti Tizer talk reminds me of men that harp on about how they hate homosexuals, we all know the truth there.


That tizer drinkers are homosexual?
Pond Life

bearing wrote:
Pond Life wrote:
All this anti Tizer talk reminds me of men that harp on about how they hate homosexuals, we all know the truth there.


That tizer drinkers are homosexual?


Some are, that is the sort of inclusive drink it is.
Pond Life

Tizer is great.
Pond Life

Grind

bearing wrote:
Pond Life wrote:
All this anti Tizer talk reminds me of men that harp on about how they hate homosexuals, we all know the truth there.


That tizer drinkers are homosexual?


Tizer has been scientifically proven to rapidly and irreversibly shrink gonads to the size of lentils.

And not very big lentils at that.

Tizer drinkers soon become asexual. No banditry involved.
Pond Life

Tizer deniers
Pond Life

I think it is very sad this Tizer abuse. If there was a fish cake appreciation evening would you expect people who didn't like fish cakes to turn up? No, you wouldn't, but here i face systematic Tizer abuse. If you do not like it, do not read the thread. Haters.
Grind

Fish cakes? Nom, nom.
Grind

These cuddly chaps do not drink Tizer:-

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/11/10/animal-biggest-testicles/

A species of cricket has broken an unlikely world record: It has the largest testicles in relation to its body weight.

The Tuberous bushcricket's testicles account for 14 percent of its body weight. To put that in perspective, the testicles of a man weighing 200 pounds (91 kilograms) with that ball-to-body ratio would weigh 28 pounds (12.7 kg). [Image of cricket and its testicles]

The bushcricket, whose anatomical extremes are reported today (Nov. 9) in the journal Biology Letters, edges out the record of a species of fruit fly, Drosophila bifurca, whose testes to body weight ratio has been recorded as 10.6 percent. And lead researcher Karim Vahed, Reader in Behavioural Ecology at the University of Derby, confessed that he was stunned by the size of the creature's gonads.

"We couldn't believe the size of these organs -- they seemed to fill the entire abdomen," he said.

Vashid told FoxNews.com that he didn't set out on a hunt for the creature with the biggest sex organs -- that finding was simply a lucky break.
bearing

I love fish cakes me....
grunt

Oh cool, is this the fishcake thread? I love 'em.
Carp

Love fish cakes
grunt

Carp

Nice
bearing

Should I change the title of the thread now that it's the fishcake thread?
Carp

Makes sense.
Pond Life

History will judge you as villains and philistines.
Carp

And lovers of fish cakes
Pond Life

Google "Leeds Tizer".
Carp

Fame
Forest

Barr Soft Drinks is launching Tizer in purple, orange and green 'flavours', with packaging by Leeds design group in The Spirit Of. Though the wrappers and bottle lids for Tizer Colourz feature the distinctive shades, the drink itself will remain red for each flavour.  Ö

I think Mick needs to get this in his book
Pond Life

Great post Forest 10/10.

I'm going to read it again.
Pond Life

Picture taken in 1970's LEEDS  

others here

http://www.hasroh.co.uk/archive/cgi-bin/landscape.pl

Seal

Forest wrote:
Barr Soft Drinks is launching Tizer in purple, orange and green 'flavours', with packaging by Leeds design group in The Spirit Of. Though the wrappers and bottle lids for Tizer Colourz feature the distinctive shades, the drink itself will remain red for each flavour. †Ö

I think Mick needs to get this in his book


I'd have knocked a design up in my shed if they'd asked me.  For that I'm boycotting Tizer. Even though I've not drunk it in 30 years. That'll show 'em.
Pond Life

You couldn't do it anyways, you're busy with Leeds six T-Shirts.
Pond Life













Butts

I honestly have never tried Tizer, can you describe how it tastes and is it better in bottles or cans?

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