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Late Doors

Shitty Shaw.

One of the Farmers around here bought himself a stack of them reconditioned mobile Toilets you get at outside events. He mended them and now hawks them around locally for such events and  not only has he found a new income stream he's acquired the nick name of Shitty Shaw. As in " I was up fishing at the crack of dawn today but I couldn't beat Shitty Shaw out with his trailer"

Where's there muck there's brass as they say
Heyho

I bet he's flush with money
Late Doors

Ha ha, sends his wife round the bend, etc etc etc
fartcatcher

I'm just trying to work out how you would recondition a mobile toilet.
Heyho

fartcatcher wrote:
I'm just trying to work out how you would recondition a mobile toilet.


Maybe he's just taking the piss
Late Doors

I gues like any utility they are subject to wear and tear and need maintenance. The ones at Green Man (Andys Loos) are as good as can possibly be but i have seen some in which you wouldnt even take a Batley lass into .
Grind

Late Doors wrote:
I gues like any utility they are subject to wear and tear and need maintenance. The ones at Green Man (Andys Loos) are as good as can possibly be but i have seen some in which you wouldnt even take a Batley lass into .


Just spat coffee out of my nose.
Late Doors

In the wake of liferally no enquiries on the mans shitty venture i can report that Shitty Shaw has expanded his empire of shit. He now has a whole yard full of portaloos next to the canal outside Saithwaite. You might think "who gives a shit?" but i can assure you if anyone did, Shitty Shaw would be on hand to releive them of it.
Dock

"Portaloo, he was defeated was Mr Shaw
Portaloo, stuck with those bogs now for ever more"

Dock

Any updates on the upward arc of the Shaw Corporation's success in the global domination of bog supply?
Late Doors

No recent expansion I'm aware of but I've walked past it a few times recently and noticed more lads in the yard attending to the cubicles. Didn't look like Slahwit lads either. Might be migrant workers realising there's more money in shovelling shit than picking berries.

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