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fartcatcher

Princess Paula

Insisted on running in the New York Half Marathon at the weekend despite advice from the head of the British Athletics team.

Advice - it should have been an instruction.

As a result, she's far too tired to represent her country.

I don't know how she has the nerve to sit there and attempt to justify her actions. For many years, despite her being wealthier than most Prem footballers, the taxpayer has been funding a lifestyle that an oil sheikh would envy.

A base in Monaco, and the use of training facilities in Tenerife and South Africa, to allow her to concentrate on preparation to represent her country.

Truth is that she and her husband are only interested in winning for money and the country can go fuck itself.
If she can't be arsed to turn up for the second most important Athletics event in the world, she is not worthy of a penny of our cash.
Plastic Man

Excellent points, well made.

Does she really still qualify for state sponsorship (lottery funding, or the like)? And if so, do you know why?
Tank Girl

she certainly used to despite the fact she refused to sign a contract with UK Athletics. don't know if that's still the case. i think there was something about her getting a special deal so she can do what she likes effectively.
Butts

She was always scheduled to run in New York as part of her build-up to the WCs.
Pond Life

That is some nice bile posting FC i like it.
bearing

Pond Life wrote:
That is some nice bile posting FC i like it.


I bet those veins in the temple were throbbing as he typed.  
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

Tank Girl wrote:
she certainly used to despite the fact she refused to sign a contract with UK Athletics. don't know if that's still the case. i think there was something about her getting a special deal so she can do what she likes effectively.


are there special clauses for her to shit on the roadside, vomit on cue when things start to fuck up and generally have a big cry when her and her nazi husband arent murdering more children to pursue a 1000 year reich of middle to long distance running?
lebowski

Sir Bullingdon Craggwood wrote:
Tank Girl wrote:
she certainly used to despite the fact she refused to sign a contract with UK Athletics. don't know if that's still the case. i think there was something about her getting a special deal so she can do what she likes effectively.


are there special clauses for her to shit on the roadside, vomit on cue when things start to fuck up and generally have a big cry when her and her nazi husband arent murdering more children to pursue a 1000 year reich of middle to long distance running?


Yes I think I read that as well.
fartcatcher

I suppose not turning up is better than turning up and dropping out half way with stomach cramp/shin splints/dehydration/stress fracture/bunion/concussion/gout* and sobbing on the roadside until her husband comes to rescue her.

* delete where applicable

Or finishing 23rd in the Olympics 2008 and then reeling off a string of excuses longer than your arm, and in the process conveniently distracting attention from fellow Brit Mara Yamuachi who came sixth.
Mara Yamauchi works for a living.

I don't like the way she nods her head like a malfuctioning thunderbird puppet when she's running either.

Picture of Paula 'in action'

Butts

She's won 8 out of 10 marathons apparently. The only two she's lost have been Olympic.
bearing

I'm sensing that FC has a bit of a soft spot for awr Paula.
fartcatcher

bearing wrote:
I'm sensing that FC has a bit of a soft spot for awr Paula.


a bog in the middle of dartmoor
Plastic Man

fartcatcher wrote:
bearing wrote:
I'm sensing that FC has a bit of a soft spot for awr Paula.


a bog in the middle of dartmoor


I'm with you Mr Bearing.

He who denied it, fancy (fied) it!

What's that song about FC and PR... sitting in a tree... K.I.S.S.I.N.G.?
fartcatcher

Plastic Man wrote:
fartcatcher wrote:
bearing wrote:
I'm sensing that FC has a bit of a soft spot for awr Paula.


a bog in the middle of dartmoor


I'm with you Mr Bearing.

He who denied it, fancy (fied) it!

What's that song about FC and PR... sitting in a tree... K.I.S.S.I.N.G.?


Just the thought of exchanging bodily fluids with the Golden girl is making me feel quite poorly.
Here's another 'mishap' I forgot about. Serves her right for living in Monaco imo.

Quote:
“Three weeks ago, I got bitten by a spider and had to be rushed into emergency,” she said. “I couldn't walk on my foot for two days. It was poisonous and I had a really bad fever that night. I woke up and couldn't stand on the foot. By the morning it was like a balloon and I had a red line all the way up the inside of my leg.

“I was thinking that somebody somewhere had a little doll and was sticking pins in it. I've lost all the skin and have still got scabs on the toe. There have been points where I thought, "Am I going to make it?'”
fartcatcher

I always imagined she was about six foot tall as she seems to tower above all the other athletes.

Not so.

She is about 5ft 6in and the rest of them are dwarves.
sheeps

Heightist.
fartcatcher

She's already starting to prepare the ground for another heroic failure in the London Olympics.

I am predicting that she will fall down a manhole cover nicked by the gyppos.
bearing

You're still holding that candle for her I see FC.
fartcatcher

or possibly Tower Bridge will accidentally be opened in front of her and she will plunge in to the Thames.
bearing

Ahh, it's really touching to see your admiration.
fartcatcher

stop encouraging me  
fartcatcher

started making excuses already

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2...don-2012-paula-radcliffe-miss-out
bearing

fartcatcher wrote:
started making excuses already

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2...don-2012-paula-radcliffe-miss-out


You're gonna be gutted if she doesn't turn up.
fartcatcher

Yep
Looks like we will not be treated to Paula reduced to a shuddering wreck at the side of the road hunched over a pool of her own snot/tears/vomit/urine* clutching her abdomen/hip/knee/ankle**

* delete where appropriate
** delete where appropriate
fartcatcher

I'd like to publicly apologise to Paula.  hgfhjgfjgfj
At least she had the decency to withdraw from her event when she realised she couldn't compete, and give someone else a chance.

Unlike a couple of other British athletes.
sheeps

I refuse to apologise but will put my name down to knob her.
bearing

sheeps wrote:
I refuse to apologise but will put my name down to knob her.


Not sure she's made a list of suitors.
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

sheeps wrote:
I refuse to apologise but will put my name down to knob her.


more evidence that wotsfortea and gingerwinkle are under the patio  
fartcatcher

sheeps wrote:
I refuse to apologise but will put my name down to knob her.


you could probably catch her now anyway.
grunt

If you were having a marathon romp with Paula would she stop halfway through for a poo at the side of the bed?

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