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fartcatcher

Pigeons

Is it just me or are they getting bigger.

Looked out the back window this morning and thought I saw a football in the garden. Then it moved and I realised it was a pigeon. I opened the back door and threw a tennis ball (kept there for that person) at it. Missed. It gave me a 'come and get me if you think you're hard enough' look and then flew off.
It was so fucking fat I couldn't believe it could achieve escape velocity, let alone carry enough shit to plaster the roof of my car.

I hate the noise they make as well.

Surely there's an opportunity to farm these things. As long as it's nowhere near the land that time forgot.
Grind

I saw one of them shit on the mother-in-law's head once.

For that reason alone, I like 'em.
fartcatcher

I realise that that this may make me a bit of a cad in some eyes, but I do actually accelerate when I see one in the road. They are very adept at getting out the way. Caught one with a wing mirror once but it just laughed at me.
Heyho

3 or 4 years ago it was the collared doves, now its the wood pigeons. Drive me scatty at the allotment with their coo coo'ing but I have a friend down there - a sparrowhawk. I can live with the pile of feathers on my plot. Another one bites the dust.

When I was on holiday in Lanzarote the hotel had loads of collared doves and they hired a bloke with a goshawk. I was very impressed with myself that I knew what it was so went and said to the bloke 'nice goshawk mate'. Of course he only spoke Spanish. Twat.
Grind

Caught one with a wing mirror. Heh, heh.
bearing

Heyho wrote:
3 or 4 years ago it was the collared doves, now its the wood pigeons. Drive me scatty at the allotment with their coo coo'ing but I have a friend down there - a sparrowhawk. I can live with the pile of feathers on my plot. Another one bites the dust.

When I was on holiday in Lanzarote the hotel had loads of collared doves and they hired a bloke with a goshawk. I was very impressed with myself that I knew what it was so went and said to the bloke 'nice goshawk mate'. Of course he only spoke Spanish. Twat.


Nith gothhawk senor
fartcatcher

Grind wrote:
Caught one with a wing mirror. Heh, heh.


I should have said 'winged it' really.

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