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sheeps

Paul Cullen

Ex RL Superstar who took elocution lessons and made himself look a twat.

Spotted in the co-op at Oakwood Monday 19th September approximately 7.21am.

He purchased a chicken sandwich and a milkshake.


No picture or till receipt, a comfortable 7/10.
Late Doors

Did he have a loyalty card?
sheeps

Late Doors wrote:
Did he have a loyalty card?


The transaction passed without loyalty card.

He drove away in a Beamer [further detailed info].
smiling badger

Haven't a clue who you are on about.
But we'll worth the 7/10 for seeing what sandwich was purchased.
Late Doors

Rugby League player. Ten a penny round here. He's lucky to get a 1/10 for it
Dock

Point of fucking bastard order. 1/10 from the Rt Hon Member for Kirkheaton West and a monumental 7/10 sanctioned by Badger. If I don't get a pic of celeb all I get is something in the minus figures or the perennial favorite: "Fuck Off Dock!". It's not on. I don't pay my £7000 annual membership to Fozdyke for nothing. I'll send a strong letter me.

PS Fuckin Ell were you doing in Oakwood?
Plastic Man

Dock wrote:
PS Fuckin Ell were you doing in Oakwood?


In Oakwood. And at "approximately 7.21am" as well. Not at approximately 7.20am or approximately 7.22am, but approximately 7.21am.

I reckon he was either on the rob and looking for an alibi, or he was lost.

Probably the latter.
sheeps

Dock wrote:
Point of fucking bastard order. 1/10 from the Rt Hon Member for Kirkheaton West and a monumental 7/10 sanctioned by Badger. If I don't get a pic of celeb all I get is something in the minus figures or the perennial favorite: "Fuck Off Dock!". It's not on. I don't pay my £7000 annual membership to Fozdyke for nothing. I'll send a strong letter me.

PS Fuckin Ell were you doing in Oakwood?




On my way to work, buying Strawberries for my breakfast.
Heyho

I will give it a 7/10 although not in the same league as Fiery Fred Truman regarding elecution lessons. Especially as Freds agent must have thought he was a replacement for David Attenborough as he narrated a natural history program. It was aweful
Dock

sheeps wrote:
Dock wrote:
Point of fucking bastard order. 1/10 from the Rt Hon Member for Kirkheaton West and a monumental 7/10 sanctioned by Badger. If I don't get a pic of celeb all I get is something in the minus figures or the perennial favorite: "Fuck Off Dock!". It's not on. I don't pay my £7000 annual membership to Fozdyke for nothing. I'll send a strong letter me.

PS Fuckin Ell were you doing in Oakwood?




On my way to work, buying Strawberries for my breakfast.


I don't even know what to say to that sentence.
Grind

Dock wrote:
sheeps wrote:
Dock wrote:
Point of fucking bastard order. 1/10 from the Rt Hon Member for Kirkheaton West and a monumental 7/10 sanctioned by Badger. If I don't get a pic of celeb all I get is something in the minus figures or the perennial favorite: "Fuck Off Dock!". It's not on. I don't pay my £7000 annual membership to Fozdyke for nothing. I'll send a strong letter me.

PS Fuckin Ell were you doing in Oakwood?




On my way to work, buying Strawberries for my breakfast.


I don't even know what to say to that sentence.


Me neither - it's a euphemism I'm unfamiliar with.

Prolly just as well.
smiling badger

Strawberries for breakfast?  I bet you lot from Ponte da la fac,  eat Humus for luncheon,  ya?
Or rice pudding..
sheeps

Dock wrote:
sheeps wrote:
Dock wrote:
Point of fucking bastard order. 1/10 from the Rt Hon Member for Kirkheaton West and a monumental 7/10 sanctioned by Badger. If I don't get a pic of celeb all I get is something in the minus figures or the perennial favorite: "Fuck Off Dock!". It's not on. I don't pay my £7000 annual membership to Fozdyke for nothing. I'll send a strong letter me.

PS Fuckin Ell were you doing in Oakwood?




On my way to work, buying Strawberries for my breakfast.


I don't even know what to say to that sentence.



That must be a ferkin first!!!
sheeps

smiling badger wrote:
Strawberries for breakfast?  I bet you lot from Ponte da la fac,  eat Humus for luncheon,  ya?
Or rice pudding..





Don't concern yourself young man.
sheeps

Grind wrote:
Dock wrote:
sheeps wrote:
Dock wrote:
Point of fucking bastard order. 1/10 from the Rt Hon Member for Kirkheaton West and a monumental 7/10 sanctioned by Badger. If I don't get a pic of celeb all I get is something in the minus figures or the perennial favorite: "Fuck Off Dock!". It's not on. I don't pay my £7000 annual membership to Fozdyke for nothing. I'll send a strong letter me.

PS Fuckin Ell were you doing in Oakwood?




On my way to work, buying Strawberries for my breakfast.


I don't even know what to say to that sentence.


Me neither - it's a euphemism I'm unfamiliar with.

Prolly just as well.



I have never encountered as much attention.
Dock

sheeps wrote:
Dock wrote:
sheeps wrote:
Dock wrote:
Point of fucking bastard order. 1/10 from the Rt Hon Member for Kirkheaton West and a monumental 7/10 sanctioned by Badger. If I don't get a pic of celeb all I get is something in the minus figures or the perennial favorite: "Fuck Off Dock!". It's not on. I don't pay my £7000 annual membership to Fozdyke for nothing. I'll send a strong letter me.

PS Fuckin Ell were you doing in Oakwood?




On my way to work, buying Strawberries for my breakfast.


I don't even know what to say to that sentence.



That must be a ferkin first!!!


Just fuck off and take your face for a shit! Yer big strawberry-breakfasting Big Wendy! Get back on the Coco Pops. Far more nutritious.
sheeps

Grind

That does look a little bit nom.
sheeps

Grind wrote:
That does look a little bit nom.




Luxury berry muesli, a drizzle of honey topped off with the Straws, cup of coffee made entirely from milk.

I had Melon as a bit of a change yesterday and I have been known to partake of a Raspberry.
Dock

sheeps wrote:
Grind wrote:
That does look a little bit nom.




Luxury berry muesli, a drizzle of honey topped off with the Straws, cup of coffee made entirely from milk.

I had Melon as a bit of a change yesterday and I have been known to partake of a Raspberry.


How can a cup of coffee be made entirely of milk? Surely that's just a cup of milk?

*mutters "Silly old fucker" under breath*
Dock

sheeps wrote:
Grind wrote:
That does look a little bit nom.




Luxury berry muesli, a drizzle of honey topped off with the Straws, cup of coffee made entirely from milk.

I had Melon as a bit of a change yesterday and I have been known to partake of a Raspberry.


"Yeah, had a bit of melon for a change, and then of course the whole punk thing happened!"

Rock n' Roll Man!
sheeps

Dock wrote:
sheeps wrote:
Grind wrote:
That does look a little bit nom.




Luxury berry muesli, a drizzle of honey topped off with the Straws, cup of coffee made entirely from milk.

I had Melon as a bit of a change yesterday and I have been known to partake of a Raspberry.


"Yeah, had a bit of melon for a change, and then of course the whole punk thing happened!"

Rock n' Roll Man!





I'm on the edge.
Forest

sheeps wrote:


How does this stay in the bowl ?
Plastic Man

Forest wrote:
sheeps wrote:


How does this stay in the bowl ?


That's probably what the drizzle of honey is for.
Late Doors

i blame the Hebden Bridge effect. He'll be Putting Dreads in his hair and wearing Beads next
Plastic Man

Late Doors wrote:
i blame the Hebden Bridge effect. He'll be Putting Dreads in his hair and wearing Beads next


You could well be right.


Sheeps yesterday, possibly.
sheeps

Forest wrote:
sheeps wrote:


How does this stay in the bowl ?



It does'nt, for long.

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