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Our adopted Baseball team this season is...

*unknown as yet*

But I'm thinking of doing this one scientifically, so I'm going to ask for some numbers which will correspond to the latitude and longitude of the US and the nearest club to the co-ordinates will get the honour of being followed by Reg.

So first off we'll go for the latitude, so give me a number between 24 and 48 (not sure how many Alaskan teams there are if any, so I'll stick with the bit below Canada) please. (I'll take the first post as the number we use)
Grind

36
bearing

Okay now someone give me a number between 0 and 60
Grind

30
Grind

Midlands club?
bearing

Grind wrote:
Midlands club?


Dunno, give me another number between 0 and 60
bearing

We seem to be heading for the Missouri compromise here though...
Carp

4
Grind

31
bearing

Slicing through these here States.

Nevada
Arizona
New Mexico
Oklahoma / Texas border
Oklahoma
Missouri / Arkansas border
Missouri
Kentucky (Kentucky Bend) / Tennessee border (for about 5 km)
Missouri (for about 5 km)
Kentucky / Tennessee border
Tennessee
North Carolina
bearing

Grind wrote:
31


Too slow.
bearing

So we have 36 30' 04" N

Now I want a number between 81 and 124
Grind

They must have a silly name.
Carp

123
bearing

Number between 0 and 60
Carp

7
bearing

And another between 0 and 60
Grind

60
Grind

* smirks *
bearing

Actually 60 is a dropped bollock from me, cause that takes us to another minute.

Give me another number between 0 and 59
bearing

Grind wrote:
* smirks *


Carp

10
bearing

Haha, anyone know of any teams in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

My 124 degrees as Westerly was duff info, knew I should have checked!

I'll reign in the 124 degrees and ask you to pick a number between 81 and 121
Carp

99
bearing

Right we have...

36° 30' 04"N
99° 07' 10"W

Which places us 6 miles to the North East of Mooreland Oklahoma.

I shall check for the nearest minor league team.
Carp

Phew
Carp

Phew
bearing

*drum roll*

Okay the nearest minor league team to our spot on the map are these guys...

http://tinyurl.com/6zawebl

They play in the Pacific Coast League, which is a triple-a league.  It sits one league below Major League.

This league kicks off in April, so we've some time to get acquainted with them.
Carp

Been a fan for years
bearing

Carp wrote:
Been a fan for years


Excellent, you'll be able to tell us all about them.
grunt

Go Rednecks!
Carp

Phew
bearing

I too like the fact that they're probably Rednecks.

Go Trailer trash!
bearing

Clacker wrote:
bearing wrote:
I too like the fact that they're probably Rednecks.

Go Trailer trash!


OK. Given your sterling work thus far, t'B, you must be the prime candidate to go forth and spread the Good News to fellow Hawks fans via their MBs etc.

Any other volunteers?


Mountain Bikes?
Grind

* Gives up sprawling mansion in New Hampshire for poorly appointed double-wide trailer in Oklahoma, just to be nearer the team he's loved since at least tea time. *
Grind

Closer....

Grind

Wah, yes ah ahm.

* Get your banjo out, big boy. *
Grind

Wouldn't you prefer a "duel" with my daughter?

* I think I would. *
Grind

And it's back to banjos.....

bearing

bearing

Isn't stereotyping brilliant.

*farts in bath*

**enjoys jacuzzi**
Grind

They're sure to see the funny side.



* And then shoot us. *
bearing

Clacker wrote:
bearing wrote:
Isn't stereotyping brilliant.




Just wait till all those Hawks fans you've invited see this.


I know, luckily I've registered as Clacker on their sites
bearing

Anyway they all think I've had tea with the Queen

*mashes*
Grind

....which I've already nadgered, obviously.
bearing

I've not found a message board yet.  
bearing

Found this whilst looking.

See who's online there!  Fecking two timing robots!

http://www.twinscentral.com/minnesota-twins-forum/
bearing

I might sign up and introduce them to the delights of Leeds United in the other sports section.
bearing

Clacker wrote:
Hang about.

Thats a feckin Minessota feckin Twins forum????????????


I know I was just shocked to see Googlebot there, two timing Reg
Googlebot#1

bearing wrote:
I was just shocked to see Googlebot there, two timing Reg


Your name is on the list.
bearing

Googlebot#1 wrote:
bearing wrote:
I was just shocked to see Googlebot there, two timing Reg


Your name is on the list.


You already told me that you div!
Billybob

Don't let thet space alien git near me, I've only jest recovahed fum bein' abducked fum mah pick up. They probed me in ev'ry hole an' it still hurts.
Grind

Frisco Roughriders?

* Ace. *
Seal

Clacker wrote:
Don't get me wrong, I'm absolutely 110% behind The Hawks, but - I dunno what it is - but something tells me we may have chosen the shittest baseball team in America to support:


Dunno Clacks, a game there seems like a fantastic night out to me.

*chows down on a Dodger dog stick*

**hopes that's not Hudders slang**

Go 'Hawks!
grunt

Billybob wrote:
Don't let thet space alien git near me, I've only jest recovahed fum bein' abducked fum mah pick up. They probed me in ev'ry hole an' it still hurts.


Get yer feckin avatar sorted unless you want your holes viciously probed by admin.
Billybob

grunt wrote:
Billybob wrote:
Don't let thet space alien git near me, I've only jest recovahed fum bein' abducked fum mah pick up. They probed me in ev'ry hole an' it still hurts.


Get yer feckin avatar sorted unless you want your holes viciously probed by admin.


Lissen hyar yo', ah's a-gonna slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style, you lard eatin critter.
Carp

Phew
lebowski

Good Lord, I am totally underwhelmed by that promotional video Clacks.

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