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Grind

Man United

In Fergietime too.  

Heh, heh, heh.
fartcatcher

That'll teach the prune faced twat to spend the last 5 minutes of every game they are losing pointing at his watch.

Ha ha.
Grind

"Not in my lifetime"

bearing

Hahaha
Grind

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article4316744.ece
sheeps

It just gets better.

Everton the better team, scum lacking creativity.
Heyho

Grind wrote:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article4316744.ece


They need to do what they do in Rugby League and stop the clock for any stoppage of play such as injuries. Then the game is over at exactly 90 minutes. They also need to do what they do in RL and allow a trainer on to treat a player who is 'injured' whilst play continues.

In fact whilst they are at it they could also change the shape of the ball, add a couple of more players ad allow them to pick it up and pass it. It would make soccer a far better game.

Simple really.
sheeps



What if it's the keeper?

What if he is an outfield player a couple of yards in front of goal?

The ref does stop his watch when play stops for an injured player, he will usually wear two watches, one he stops for injuries the other he lets run giving him the time to be added on. Only difference with RL is the independant time keeper.

Why not have numerous blokes running around the pitch with advertisements for muscle supplements on their t shirts and a water bottle in their hand that no one drinks from too.

Love RL but it doesn't have the answers to footballs ills, it has enough of it's own.
Heyho

What if it's the keeper?

Automatic stoppage of play for any injury in the 18 yard box

What if he is an outfield player a couple of yards in front of goal?

see above

The ref does stop his watch when play stops for an injured player, he will usually wear two watches, one he stops for injuries the other he lets run giving him the time to be added on. Only difference with RL is the independant time keeper.

But soccer stil has stoppage time

Why not have numerous blokes running around the pitch with advertisements for muscle supplements on their t shirts and a water bottle in their hand that no one drinks from too.

limit to one trainer per team on the pitch

Love RL but it doesn't have the answers to footballs ills, it has enough of it's own.

But RL doesn't have a load of fucking wusses who feign injury in an attempt to slow teh game down, waste time etc. Well it doesn't except for that c**t Tomkins like. Soccer would be a far better game if it was allowed to flow and not stop / start all the time. It's bad enough a ref being whistle happy, it's another for there to be constant lengthy stoppages for knob heads rolling around on the floor.
sheeps

No one gets more pissed off than me regarding feigning injury and diving, the only people capable of eradicating it are the coaches and clubs.

I have to point out though that at football the player rolling around on the floor does so individually, in RL they do it in threes and fours.


Heyho

sheeps wrote:
No one gets more pissed off than me regarding feigning injury and diving, the only people capable of eradicating it are the coaches and clubs.

I have to point out though that at football the player rolling around on the floor does so individually, in RL they do it in threes and fours.




It would soon get eradicated if they got a red card for it!!!!!

Saying that we would end up watching 5-side games
sheeps

Put them on report I say.




fartcatcher

Rather than penalising diving we should reward it.

5.9 for Technical Merit and 5.7 for Artistic Impression Mr Klinsmann/Lee/Ronaldo
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

1989 City 5 United 1 the full 90minutes

Grind

grunt



He definitely did that on purpose the naughty man. It could easily have given RVP a slight headache.
Grind

I may pick him fpr my fantasy team simply because of it.  
sheeps

Stupid thing to do, kick a ball at a prone player [done it missen] but cunt face needs a reality check.

Football managers are the biggest knob ache in world sport. Give me the likes of Tony Pullis or Ian Holloway any day.
fartcatcher

his perpetual whining detracts from the quality of football they play. He ought to have learnt to pull his head in by now.
Grind

It's his perpetual winning that really gets on my tits.
sheeps

                         

Evenly matched teams, sending off or booking? case for both in my opinion. Ferdinand is a cunt with no class, Ferguson is a cunt with no class.


                         
Grind

World Service has been saying he (Ferguson) is about to step down.

Maybe Mourinho isn't going to Chelsea after all?
Heyho

nahh it will be Moyes



With ferguson upstairs somewhere pulling the strings
Forest

It's been confirmed he has retired.
Heyho

Is Simon Grayson in a job?
Frazier Cranium

Is Jimmy Adamson still alive?
Heyho

Frazier Cranium wrote:
Is Jimmy Adamson still alive?


We could teach the scum fans 'Adamson Out' if he was
Dock

Right, first things first. Here's the original book review that ignited the silly rumour that I was a Man U. fan.


http://regdafishthinktank.com/about2211.html&highlight=crick

As for him retiring, and I know it wont be a popular standpoint on Reg but as I have said again and again on here nobody and I mean nobody can argue with his record as the manager of Manchester United. You just cant state a case against him. He will probably be remembered as the most longest serving and succsessful British manager of all time. Nobody manages a club for as long as he has anymore. As in the book I reviewed yes he has done some underhand/bent stuff but look at the different teams he has brought on especially with the young players from Man U.'s youth team (anybody remember the twolegged F.A. Youth Cup Final against LU when a whippersnapper by the name of Paul Scholes scored in front of the Kop?). Yes, he had money behind him but he moulded teams to play together. I remember the butterflies I got and thought I was going to vom in horrible shock when MU scored that last minute winner against Bayern Munich in Paris but you can not deny that he's been an excellent manager. You just can't (I know you will n' that).
Grind

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/spo...ased-into-community-2013050867819

Scotsman to be released into community
08-05-13

BRITAIN faces the prospect of yet another unemployed, angry Scottish person at large.

Do not engage him in conversation. That’s what he wants.
Alexander Ferguson, a Glaswegian, will be released during the summer, with experts warning of a devastating effect on tourism, the economy and everything else.

Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “The one thing that puts people off visiting Britain is the very real prospect of being accosted in the street by an inexplicably furious Scotsman.

“Football clubs have proved to be very effective at containing belligerent Scottish people who would otherwise be free to vent their spleen in a public space.

“The football clubs should be forced to keep them, for ever, in a gated community where they can scream at each other and work on their endless, incomprehensible grudges.”

Meanwhile, Ferguson’s release has prompted golf clubs across the UK to draw up contingency plans in case they become the venue for his ongoing campaign of terror.

Martin Bishop, secretary of Hatfield Golf and Country Club, said: “We have taken down our website and prepared temporary signage to make the place look like a garden centre.”

Bishop added: “He now has the chance to travel. They should put him on the Orient Express so he can call everyone in Venice a bastard.”
Grind

If not Maureen, then.....

Dock

Just read on the BBC website: 38 trophies in 26 years. I know a lot of LU fans sneer at any kind of success acheived by any other team apart from theirs but I find it quite impressive. After all, isnt that what competitive professional sport is about?
Forest

Dock wrote:
Just read on the BBC website: 38 trophies in 26 years. I know a lot of LU fans sneer at any kind of success acheived by any other team apart from theirs but I find it quite impressive. After all, isnt that what competitive professional sport is about?


Your on the wind up.
Grind

Forest wrote:
Dock wrote:
Just read on the BBC website: 38 trophies in 26 years. I know a lot of LU fans sneer at any kind of success acheived by any other team apart from theirs but I find it quite impressive. After all, isnt that what competitive professional sport is about?


Your on the wind up.


Isn't he just.  

* Don't worry, there'll be some Lance Armstrongesque revelations.
Dock

Forest wrote:
Dock wrote:
Just read on the BBC website: 38 trophies in 26 years. I know a lot of LU fans sneer at any kind of success acheived by any other team apart from theirs but I find it quite impressive. After all, isnt that what competitive professional sport is about?


Your on the wind up.


Spoilsport! I could've had a few bites there.
Grind

Dock wrote:
Forest wrote:
Dock wrote:
Just read on the BBC website: 38 trophies in 26 years. I know a lot of LU fans sneer at any kind of success acheived by any other team apart from theirs but I find it quite impressive. After all, isnt that what competitive professional sport is about?


Your on the wind up.


Spoilsport! I could've had a few bites there.


That's a different team in red.
Late Doors

Ace. Can we now please get back to them being shit again.
sheeps

No denying the mans achievements but not a true sporting bone in his body.

Classless cunt to the very end. And I express these views as a true fan of football both amateur and professional, LU do not influence my views of the man.
fartcatcher

Alex who?
Heyho

There is one thing that sticks in my mind about him.

When we were the last team to 'win' the old First Division back in the 90's he was interviewed shortly after and he said 'it wasn't leeds that won the title it was us that lost it'.

Throughout his career he has shown very little dignity to the point he is not fit to polish the shoes of the likes of Shanks and Paisley.
Nyles O Cranium

Even the 'notorious bad loser' Revie was honest enough to praise opposing teams even if they'd spawned a win against Leeds.  I don't particularly detest Ferguson but these criticisms on here about him are bang on.
Grind

Of Moyes and Men.

There has to be a joke there somewhere, but I'm jiggered if I can find it.
fartcatcher

Grind wrote:
Of Moyes and Men.

There has to be a joke there somewhere, but I'm jiggered if I can find it.


I'm not sure that jiggering is allowed on here.

I cannot even use the phrase 'grudging respect' as far as Ferguson's concerned. At least we will no longer have to listen to his bombastic rhetoric or his constant demeaning of refs, other players, managers or anyone who does not share his astonishingly biased view of the world.

Even the feckin' Guardian had a 12 page Fergie pullout today and he's not even dead.

May his chooks turn to emus and kick his shithouse down.
Dock

fartcatcher wrote:
Grind wrote:
Of Moyes and Men.

There has to be a joke there somewhere, but I'm jiggered if I can find it.


I'm not sure that jiggering is allowed on here.

I cannot even use the phrase 'grudging respect' as far as Ferguson's concerned. At least we will no longer have to listen to his bombastic rhetoric or his constant demeaning of refs, other players, managers or anyone who does not share his astonishingly biased view of the world.

Even the feckin' Guardian had a 12 page Fergie pullout today and he's not even dead.

May his chooks turn to emus and kick his shithouse down.


Love that last line FC. Never heard that one before. Can I nick it?
     
fartcatcher

Dock wrote:
fartcatcher wrote:
Grind wrote:
Of Moyes and Men.

There has to be a joke there somewhere, but I'm jiggered if I can find it.


I'm not sure that jiggering is allowed on here.

I cannot even use the phrase 'grudging respect' as far as Ferguson's concerned. At least we will no longer have to listen to his bombastic rhetoric or his constant demeaning of refs, other players, managers or anyone who does not share his astonishingly biased view of the world.

Even the feckin' Guardian had a 12 page Fergie pullout today and he's not even dead.

May his chooks turn to emus and kick his shithouse down.


Love that last line FC. Never heard that one before. Can I nick it?
     


I nicked it myself off an Aussie girl i used to work with.    
Heyho

I must say that the way that Scum have conducted this whole thing has been exemplorary. No months of speculation and rumours just wham bang thank you man. Other clubs should take note including one very close to our hearts

What could be interesting is the rumours now circulating that Felliana and Baines could be coming over as well. First thing I thought was the Brian Clough scenario at leeds when he brought over McGovern. Intersting times ahead.

As much as I hate Scum with a passion and would love to see them nose dive down the league I don't dislike Moyes and would hate to think what would happen to him.
sheeps

What's a chook?
Dock

sheeps wrote:
What's a chook?


Its what tha does wi a rugby ball if tha's from Ponte.

A chook is slang for chicken.








































































You thick bastard.
sheeps

Thank you.
Dock

I was listening to Radio 4 the other morning and they had some economics bod talking about the drop in Man U's shares since AF announced his imminent departure. The main presenter asked the bod "So what does this mean for the future of the football club?" And the bod started his answer with "First off in commercial terms Manchester United isn't technically a football club, it's a global brand management company". So there you have it. There's one for LU fans to bring up in the pub before the first game of the season.
Grind

smiling badger

Grind

sheeps

Grind wrote:


He was arrested for stopping.
Grind

I was wondering what Phil was doing these days.
grunt

sheeps wrote:
Grind wrote:


He was arrested for stopping.


No stamina.
smiling badger



Quite a looker in his day.. tryyryo.gif
sheeps

I know they don't get much sun in Bonnie Jockoland but ferking hell.

Few vitamin supplements?
smiling badger

And a good nights sleep plus a visit to the Dentist also.
Wouldn't look amiss with flies buzzing around his eyes either.
fartcatcher

that's what a diet of neeps and tatties with the odd deep fried mars bar does for you.
Late Doors

Defender? 'kin'l of what?  the Gurning champion of the world title ?
Frazier Cranium

He is a true inspiration for all (you) ugly bastards out there .  An inspiration until he decided to work for the unholy of red Manchester of course.
Grind

Forest

That's quite disturbing
Grind

Especially as Rio looks uncannily like my sister-in-law.
Grind

She wasn't as uncannily after her boob op.
Grind

After ten long years, David Moyes finally sees Everton win at Old Trafford.

* Not mine, obviously, because it's actually funny. *
sheeps

Grind wrote:
After ten long years, David Moyes finally sees Everton win at Old Trafford.

* Not mine, obviously, because it's actually funny. *


Listened to a bit o' Talk Spurt last night, couldn't stop laughing. Scum have just enjoyed 20 years of dominance in the PL and 12 weeks into this season their supporters are suicidal.

Cunts and twats that can't see further than their red noses. Sad bit is they will be back.
Grind

sheeps wrote:
Grind wrote:
After ten long years, David Moyes finally sees Everton win at Old Trafford.

* Not mine, obviously, because it's actually funny. *


Listened to a bit o' Talk Spurt last night, couldn't stop laughing. Scum have just enjoyed 20 years of dominance in the PL and 12 weeks into this season their supporters are suicidal.

Cunts and twats that can't see further than their red noses. Sad bit is they will be back.


But until then.......  
sheeps

Grind wrote:
sheeps wrote:
Grind wrote:
After ten long years, David Moyes finally sees Everton win at Old Trafford.

* Not mine, obviously, because it's actually funny. *


Listened to a bit o' Talk Spurt last night, couldn't stop laughing. Scum have just enjoyed 20 years of dominance in the PL and 12 weeks into this season their supporters are suicidal.

Cunts and twats that can't see further than their red noses. Sad bit is they will be back.


But until then.......  



      in fact.
Grind

sheeps

Make hay whilst the sun shines.

Lurv it.
Frazier Cranium

Yeah, carry on Fergie, not undermining Moyes at all but just sitting in the stand and not having any influence on your sorry Moyes shit club at all  Well said Sheeps.
Grind

I heard a news report saying David Moyes got stopped for speeding in Manchester.

It's believed he won't contest the charges as he told the police that, "At this point in time, I'll take three points from anywhere."
sheeps

Stadium announcer at ER on Saturday.

"Looks like we have an upset on our hands at Old Trafford, Manchester United 2, West Ham United 0.

sheeps

Coward Webb to officiate v Spurs today.



Sir Bulldog Craggwood

sheeps wrote:
Coward Webb to officiate v Spurs today.





he had a dreadful game - let Spurs win  tryyryo.gif
Nyles O Cranium

Blimey, if anything he's a Spurs fan isn't he?

Brilliant to see scumchester have a crap home result again, like us.
fartcatcher

Nice to see a few marginal decisions going against them. Presumably Fergie's hot line to the FA has been disconnected.

The Prem now operating on a level playing field.  Or football field even.
Dalek

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!      
sheeps

Dalek wrote:
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!      


Ditto.

You have to feel for them now they don't have intimidated ref's batting for them.

NOT!!!!!!!
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

you mean now they don't have Jason Ferguson channeling payoffs to refs
Grind

Grind

* Realises the same could be done for another team. *
sheeps

Moyes moan, "we are having to play the ref in every game now".


           and  
Nyles O Cranium

He's getting embarrassing isn't he now?  And funny of course
Plastic Man

You've got to feel for the plight of the club and their supporters.

*feels schadenfreude*
smiling badger

Bloody great though isn't it.
Now blaming Refs for their defeats.
Oh, how i chuckle at the petty excuses that are appearing these days.
Dalek

Dalek wrote:
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!      


Obviously repeating myself - but too good an opportunity to miss...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!      
Late Doors

Is it possible that refs might just sub consciously be getting a bit of payback?

Ferguson was using the media, motd and the like when he launched into refs. When he said something about them it was news, it got scrutinised and massively examined. Sometimes he was right, sometimes he was wrong but it didn't make a difference to the pressure and attention that was put on refs when refereeing them. It was intense, especially after years and years of it coupled with Fergusons credibility after being so successful. There was bound to be a tiny  element of influence on even the strongest of refs to give them the benefit of the doubt in that split second a decision has to be made.

Now the fecker has gone, Moyes has zero credibility and no fear factor so the tables have turned. That sub conscious element is no longer there and has maybe been replaced with a "Bollocks to  you scum bustards for bullying me all these years, I'm giving you nothing" mentality. And quite right too i might add.
Frazier Cranium

Ferguson was is horrible but he wasn't actually always wrong, but he WAS always obnoxious whether right or wrong.  Most Prem managers are wazzocks so it's not just scumchester who think they're persistently badly done to.  All good fun anyway, unless it involves us
Grind

Half their current team is pants and the other half knows it and has started to get a sulk on.

Ace!
fartcatcher

Rooney's fat and slow. Have a look at him trying to keep up with Leeds reject Aaron Lennon before Spurs second goal.
Grind

Dalek

Do you think that for some reason the team want rid of Moyes?

If so, long may the rift continue, 'cause it's entertaining watching the mancs squirm!  

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!    
Grind

Dalek wrote:
Do you think that for some reason the team want rid of Moyes?

If so, long may the rift continue, 'cause it's entertaining watching the mancs squirm!  

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!    


Too bad I got my games mixed up - for some reason I thought the Manchester City game was yesterday, so I only bothered to set the DVR to record extra time on Tuesday, so I only saw the start of extra time for the Man U v Sunderland game.

Imagine my entertainment when I went online to see how it actually finished.

Sunderland hardly covered themselves in glory either if they only scored two out of five penalties.

Did I say, "Heh, heh!" because I really should have....  
Grind

Late Doors

'kin Greek eejits haven't been reading the script have they?
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

will make the six-nil hammering by Bayern all the more delicious
Late Doors

No RVP Either, they'll be lucky to get nil.
carp

Wonder if mighty Leeds will ever reach their level of failure.

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