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Late Doors

Leg Tatts

At the risk of offending any Reggers who have them .... No fuck yers they are terrible, why why why?
Dock

I see them on lads and lasses. Too many tats in general. Fucking awful. And those flowery ones that cover full shoulders are shit. A three year old could do better colouring in.
Plastic Man

Tats are shite

Dem yoof get them, so I am told, to express their individuality.

Because everybody else has one.

Oh, the irony!
Grind

It seems as if the more bovine the female, the more likely they are to have one on their equally unattractive cankles.

I'm probably just old and don't get it, but I can't think of any good reason to get a tattoo that doesn't involve serious drinking.

* Unless it's a particularly tricky to remember interweb password.
fartcatcher

I notice that our new Scottish striker has had a fair amount of 'ink' done. Lets hope he scores as many goals as he has tattoos.

Seem very popular with footballers and rugby players at the moment. Clearly too much time on their hands.
Plastic Man

A chap at Rotary was telling me about a very fuller-figured lass where he works. Her legs are like those of an international rugby prop forward, though in her case they are more probably due to a predilection for cake and chips, rather than heavy duty training in a gymnasium.

Apparently she has a tattoo on one leg that probably covers about half its total surface area, and so garish that it can be seen through opaque tights.

One wonders what went through her mind when she had it done?

"I know what, I'll try and draw attention to probably my least favourable feature to such an degree that even astronauts on the Space Station passing overhead can't fail to see it."
Frazier Cranium

Cos she's obviously a chav spunkbag, PM
Plastic Man

Frazier Cranium wrote:
Cos she's obviously a chav spunkbag, PM


I'm given to understand that she may prefer drinking from the furry cup and the company of fellow ladies, so perhaps not.
Frazier Cranium

I meant shitbag, I don't know what came over me.
smiling badger

Dont  really see the difference in having a tattoo on your arm or your leg or any other part of your body.
Yes, im one of those knobs that have them on both of those body parts..
Frazier Cranium

Most tattoos are shit but of course there are plenty of exceptions.  Often thought about getting one, or two, discreet and meaningful (to me) but generally couldn't be arsed.  Always fancied the Raven logo of The Stranglers across my back, or something in the style of Memento, but not a full 'sleeve' of ink or trousers made out of tatts.

And I'm very unhappy with Cheryl Cole, as she was then, covering her bun with a huge rose tattoo.
Late Doors

Don't think anyone is saying someone's  a knob for having tatts. I certainly aren't. I wouldn't have any but people can do what they like.

Arm tatoos have a certain symbolism that's been expressed throughout history in many cultures. Its a kind of cloaking and have a kind of symmetry with the human figure. Leg tatts just look ad hoc, a fad and a sort of fashionable alternative like kids wearing odd socks these days. Emblems and scrolls that don't follow any contours or project any decorative majesty. Just my opinion like, 's'all
Heyho

I am considering starting a skin farm. So that when these people reach an older age and all those tattoos have merged into one muck blue colour I can offer them treatment to cover them up.

Not a great fan of them in general but hey, each to their own. Saying that I saw a fit woman the other day in a short skirt with just the glimpse of a flowery tattoo peeping from the bottom of her skirt. I thought to myself I wouldnt mind seeing where that ended up.
sheeps

I have had a massive knob tattooed on my knob
Dock

sheeps wrote:
I have had a massive knob tattooed on my knob


Yes. Very good that Sheeps. The act is coming along nicely. Next stop: Live at the Apollo.
Heyho

I like watching that programme on Channel 4 about tattoo fixers. Christ there are some bad ones. Like a lad who had one side of his back full of lines of writing after getting pissed up every night on holiday in Spain. He has stuff written that he had been sucking cock, including a picture of a cock and loads of others. His girlfriend apparently wasn't happy.

The best (or worse) was the one who had lost a bet and had to have Andy Murray tattooed on his arse (had to?). He was in tears having that one covered up with a massive flower like arrangement.
fartcatcher

D1 has three tattoos but they are very discreet. So discreet I don't know where they are.

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