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fartcatcher

Johnnies

Usual stuff.
We returned to the Cricketers after a six week flounce, initiated by the Cheating Bastard Dentists winning by 15 points as a result of using their phones.
We co-opted two bewildered German guys into the team, because they were sat there doing nothing and looked quite intelligent.
First question was 'Which fashion house did Russell Brand say used to produce uniforms for the Nazis?'
oh how we laughed

Answers same time tomorrow. If i can remember them

Forest

It was Hugo Boss.


1. Johnny English
3. Jonny Bravo
5. Jonny 5
7. Jon Bon Jovi
14. Jon Voight
15. Jonny Lee Miller
16. Jonny Vaughan
fartcatcher

Forest wrote:
It was Hugo Boss.


1. Johnny English
3. Jonny Bravo
5. Jonny 5
7. Jon Bon Jovi
14. Jon Voight
15. Jonny Lee Miller
16. Jonny Vaughan


full marks so far!
Grind

8 Walker
11 Swift
13 Rotten
18 Be Good?
19 Bloke with hair
20 Heh, heh.
Grind

19 Creek
Grind

Is 12 Malkovitch?
Grind

6 looks like an England shirt. Must be Howson then.....  
Heyho

Grind wrote:
6 looks like an England shirt. Must be Howson then.....  


It's that twat mate of Robbie Williams - Jonathan Wilkes.

isn't 4 Jonny Wilkinson
and 10 is Cash
bearing

9. Johnny Test
Forest

12 Jonathan Rhys Meyer

17 Johnny Knoxville
fartcatcher

Good effort all round. only one missed is 2 Jonathan Trott.

Forest wins a copy of '100 Things to do with Tofu' by Allegra McEvitty and a years supply of Andrex Extra Soft
Grind

fartcatcher wrote:
Good effort all round. only one missed is 2 Jonathan Trott.

Forest wins a copy of '100 Things to do with Tofu' by Allegra McEvitty and a years supply of Andrex Extra Soft


Which reminds me, my bum doctor is going where no bum doctor has been before on the 27th.

As our board expert, what's with the can't drink red or blue Gatorade nonsense?
fartcatcher

Grind wrote:
fartcatcher wrote:
Good effort all round. only one missed is 2 Jonathan Trott.

Forest wins a copy of '100 Things to do with Tofu' by Allegra McEvitty and a years supply of Andrex Extra Soft


Which reminds me, my bum doctor is going where no bum doctor has been before on the 27th.

As our board expert, what's with the can't drink red or blue Gatorade nonsense?


it stains your stools
Plastic Man

fartcatcher wrote:
it stains your stools


Which might be an advantage if you have some small wooden chairs that need painting.
Grind

Plastic Man wrote:
fartcatcher wrote:
it stains your stools


Which might be an advantage if you have some small wooden chairs that need painting.


With the amount of industrial pipe cleaner they're suggesting, there won't be anything resembling a comfy sofa anywhere near my ringpiece.
sheeps

Thanks for sharing.
Grind

sheeps wrote:
Thanks for sharing.


I think there's no doubt I'll be doing an awful lot of sharing.
bearing

Are they offering you a drink to have the day before, something to empty you out?

I vividly remember the stuff I had to have, I considered moving the TV in to the bathroom it was that effective.
sheeps

bearing wrote:
Are they offering you a drink to have the day before, something to empty you out?

I vividly remember the stuff I had to have, I considered moving the TV in to the bathroom it was that effective.


By coincidence wasn't there a baring (or something like) enema to be had for procedures like this?

Not liking you to sloppy shite or owt like.
bearing

sheeps wrote:
bearing wrote:
Are they offering you a drink to have the day before, something to empty you out?

I vividly remember the stuff I had to have, I considered moving the TV in to the bathroom it was that effective.


By coincidence wasn't there a baring (or something like) enema to be had for procedures like this?

Not liking you to sloppy shite or owt like.


Aye that's the stuff, I had to have it before the doc rammed a camera up my jacksie. Like water at the end it was!  tryyryo.gif
fartcatcher

Like Bearing said. The stuff they give you to clear you out goes through you like a vindaloo through an OAP.

Afterwards you produce white stools. Almost like porcelain.
sheeps

bearing

It was gushing out of me like a gyser!
sheeps

Lovely thought.
Grind

I may need to be strapped down.
wotsfortea

fartcatcher wrote:
Like Bearing said. The stuff they give you to clear you out goes through you like a vindaloo through an OAP.

Afterwards you produce white stools. Almost like porcelain.


Caster oil and orange juice is recommended if you want a good clear out?
Last time i had some a baby popped out.
sheeps

wotsfortea wrote:
fartcatcher wrote:
Like Bearing said. The stuff they give you to clear you out goes through you like a vindaloo through an OAP.

Afterwards you produce white stools. Almost like porcelain.


Caster oil and orange juice is recommended if you want a good clear out?
Last time i had some a baby popped out.


Me n' eight pints of Stella caused that.
wotsfortea

sheeps wrote:
wotsfortea wrote:
fartcatcher wrote:
Like Bearing said. The stuff they give you to clear you out goes through you like a vindaloo through an OAP.

Afterwards you produce white stools. Almost like porcelain.


Caster oil and orange juice is recommended if you want a good clear out?
Last time i had some a baby popped out.


Me n' eight pints of Stella caused that.

There you go again taking credit for somebody else's hard work...... if you must know it was an old tramp i fell on one Friday night on my way home from Ponte.
carp

[quote="sheeps:232515"]
wotsfortea wrote:


Me n' eight pints of Stella caused that.


Never met WFT but in my mind she was a 6 pinter and a couple of spliffs.
Plastic Man

wotsfortea wrote:
if you must know it was an old tramp i fell on one Friday night on my way home from Ponte.
Are you definitely sure it wasn't sheeps? He fits the description perfectly.
sheeps

[quote="carp:232521"]
sheeps wrote:
wotsfortea wrote:


Me n' eight pints of Stella caused that.


Never met WFT but in my mind she was a 6 pinter and a couple of spliffs.


Don't forget the blind fold.
carp

Plastic Man

sheeps wrote:
Don't forget the blind fold.


Slightly off-topic, a chap at Rotary was regaling us with the Viz-esque concept of the "double-bagger".

Whereby the gentleman also wears a bag over his head, just in case his partner's bag inadvertently falls off her head.
carp

I like this quiz.  
Grind

Make the bags plastic and grab an ugli fruit and I might be tempted to jump all over this thread.

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