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Insults

Said by who about whom.

Some are real people and some are film characters

1. 'His ears made him look like a taxicab with both doors open'

2. 'If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog'

3. 'To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs.'

4. 'I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove'

5. 'She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight pot-belly'

6. 'floats like a butterfly and stings like one too'
grunt

1. Clark Gable

5. Marilyn Monroe
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

is 2 Joan Rivers about her 'friend' heidi abromawitz?
Seal

3 is A Fish Called Wanda - Jamie Lee Curtis to Kevin Kline?

"And 'every man for himself' is not one of the tenets of Buddhism"  
Forest

1 is about Clark Gable said by Howard Hughes
fartcatcher

1. Howard Hughes about Clark Gable so 2 marks for Forest and 1 for Grunt

2. Joan Rivers but not Hedie Abramovic - so 1 mark for Serf

3. Is Jamie Lee Curtis to Kevin Cline so 2 marks to Seal

clues - the whom in 2 is an 'artist'

4. Is a famous brother

5. Marilyn Monroe close but more British

6. Has a topical Leeds connection
grunt

fartcatcher wrote:
1. Howard Hughes about Clark Gable so 2 marks for Forest and 1 for Grunt

2. Joan Rivers but not Hedie Abramovic - so 1 mark for Serf

3. Is Jamie Lee Curtis to Kevin Cline so 2 marks to Seal

clues - the whom in 2 is an 'artist'

4. Is a famous brother

5. Marilyn Monroe close but more British

6. Has a topical Leeds connection


Must be Diana Dors then.

4 Groucho Marx?
fartcatcher

5. Has got more class than Diana Dors and dark hair but is about the same era. Her husband was pretty famous as well, boyo.

4. Rufus T Firefly to Mrs Teasdale in 'Duck Soup'.
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

ah got it - 5 is what Richard Burton wrote when he first met Liz Taylor
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

can i as a bonus offer "You look like a Jewish manicurist and I hate you"?
Tank Girl

sorry i missed this quiz, there really is little better than a great insult.
Seal

fartcatcher wrote:

6. Has a topical Leeds connection


Ah, this is ringing faint bells - is it Beckord-related?
fartcatcher

Serf - was that Queen Victoria to Disraeli?

Seal - you're thinking too recent - young man

a few more

1. 'Such an active lass. So out-doorsy. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her'

2. 'He couldn't bowl a hoop downhill'

3. 'She's been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog just died'
Butts

Re: Insults

fartcatcher wrote:


6. 'floats like a butterfly and stings like one too'


Keith Waterhouse said that about Alan Bennett
fartcatcher

1. 'Such an active lass. So out-doorsy. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her'

Bette Midler about Princess Anne

2. 'He couldn't bowl a hoop downhill'

Fred Trueman about Ian Botham

3. 'She's been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog just died'

Keith Waterhouse about Margaret Thatcher

'floats like a butterfly and stings like one too

Brian Clough about Trevor Brooking.

Serf wins and gets to be the the new Speaker

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