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Gordon Brown

Hello voters

Please feel free to ask me anything you like *smiles* i am more than happy to listen to your questions and explain why i can not answer them.
Carp

Hello....Did someone airbrush Alistair Darling's penis from your avatar pic?
Gordon Brown

It is that sort of humour that would be wiped out by Tory tax cuts.

Peter Mandleson does all the knob gags.
lebowski

Hello Mr 20%
bearing

Is he that popular?
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

what do you say Prime Minister to those - and I wouldnt be doing my job unless I addressed these questions swirling around the Westminster Village - who say that you are on pills, anti-depressants and that you are in fact unfit to continue in your role?
Fin

Do you really have a texture like sun?
Gordon Brown

lebowski wrote:
Hello Mr 20%


Hello. I am indeed Mr 20%

Under me you would be 20% better off

Under me you would wait less in hospital queues 20% less

Under me you would see a 20% drop in crime (excluding that of ministers)
Gordon Brown

Sir Bullingdon Craggwood wrote:
what do you say Prime Minister to those - and I wouldnt be doing my job unless I addressed these questions swirling around the Westminster Village - who say that you are on pills, anti-depressants and that you are in fact unfit to continue in your role?


I notice you do not want to discuss policies with me. It is true to say i am ill. In fact i am sick with worry that David Cameron will lie to to public, take the country to a dark and poor place and by doing so will be taking my job and doing my work.
Gordon Brown

Clacker wrote:
Hello Gordon.

Do you take your eye out in meetings sometimes to scare people?

That's what I'd do.


In the Labour party i would be better served by wearing it at the back of my head thus enabling me to see movement in the shadows before the knife is plunged into my back.
Gordon Brown

Finbar wrote:
Do you really have a texture like sun?


I am afraid i never read that paper.
Gordon Brown

Let me deal with this issue now. It is a good question and i am happy to answer it. This needs to be addressed. I want the public to know the truth. Transparency is key in this area.


Thank you for the question.....
Plastic Man

I'd like to ask a question, if I may, regarding your government's appalling track record, particulary considering the millions spent on stopping poppy growing in Afganhistan, regarding the amount allowed in the overseas aid budget for drug treatment, notably resulting in a major lack of pain relief medication in tropical regions.

Why is this so?
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

Prime Minister, I'd ask you to go fuck yourself but you'd probably screw that up, deliver it late and over budget and then sent me the bill
Gordon Brown

Clacker wrote:
Thanks for clearing that up.

Have you ever welcomed Peter Mandelson into your seat?


*does that awkward smile*

That is a pleasure.

Peter is a dear dear friend and a trusted colleague. I know he would always like to be behind me.


Plastic Man wrote:
I'd like to ask a question, if I may, regarding your government's appalling track record, particulary considering the millions spent on stopping poppy growing in Afganhistan, regarding the amount allowed in the overseas aid budget for drug treatment, notably resulting in a major lack of pain relief medication in tropical regions.

Why is this so?


If we allowed the Afghan trade continue and managed it properly then there would be enough pain relief the world over. What good would that be? Many pharmaceutical companies could lose millions of pounds if we supplied them with a cheap recourse. That just wouldn't do.


Sir Bullingdon Craggwood wrote:
Prime Minister, I'd ask you to go fuck yourself but you'd probably screw that up, deliver it late and over budget and then sent me the bill


*looks awkward*

Clacker wrote:
Mr Brown, regarding the ongoing drugs furore, would you be willing to have a drugs-off with the Tory leader?

Last one standing wins?


*looks even more awkward*



If we are not going to have a serious debate *does mouth thing* about the issues like cricket or X Factor then i'm not really interested.
grunt

Hello Mr Brown, sir. Wasn't it sad when Molly Sugden died. And when other famous people die. Do you like food? What is the best biscuit for NuLabia?
Gordon Brown

Finally, some proper questions.

Hello er Grunt. *smiles*

*drops smile, does mouth thing, adopts a serious face*

It is very sad and tragic when a global superstar like Molly Sugden dies. It touches us all. Myself and Sarah, like the rest of the world were shocked and stunned by such events. Let us remember though that under New Labour these tragic events have taken a sharp decline. The Tories would see a rise of 27%. *dithers, does mouth thing again*

Ah! Now then! Biscuits. Yes! I would have to say Rich tea as they are such exciting biscuits. Though of course i do actually prefer Scottish Shortbread for my snacks.

NuLabia? Is that the Polish mob Cameron has taken up with?
grunt

Rich Tea, Hurrah! There's a biscuit you can trust. And Scottish shortbread cos your Scottish. Excellent. And you really tapped in to how I felt about Molly Sugden.

Three cheers for Gordon Brown everybody!
Pond Life

It makes sense that Rich tea would be mentioned, it is rumoured that Mandleson likes to dip his in a hot one and get it all soggy.
Plastic Man

Gordon Brown wrote:
Plastic Man wrote:
I'd like to ask a question, if I may, regarding your government's appalling track record, particulary considering the millions spent on stopping poppy growing in Afganhistan, regarding the amount allowed in the overseas aid budget for drug treatment, notably resulting in a major lack of pain relief medication in tropical regions.

Why is this so?


If we allowed the Afghan trade continue and managed it properly then there would be enough pain relief the world over. What good would that be? Many pharmaceutical companies could lose millions of pounds if we supplied them with a cheap recourse. That just wouldn't do.


That is a bare-faced lie, Prime Minister, as you full well know. Yet another cover-up that you have presided over. Errr... on your watch.

The truth why there is a major lack of pain relief medication in tropical regions is because parrots eat 'em all!

Do you get it? Parrots eat 'em all? Paracetamol!

That made Eddie laugh so much that he had snot running down his face. Though I strongly suspect that he was not only drunk, but had been sniffing marryhooarna or whatever you do with it, because he virtually emptied the pantry afterwards. Cook is not best pleased. Nary a Mars bar left in the building.
Plastic Man

Pond Life wrote:
It makes sense that Rich tea would be mentioned, it is rumoured that Mandleson likes to dip his in a hot one and get it all soggy.


The trouble with dunking Rich Tea biscuits is that while they start off all hard and rigid, if you dunk them a moment too long, they go all soft. And bits can fall off and be lost in the brown void.
Pond Life

Plastic Man wrote:
Gordon Brown wrote:
Plastic Man wrote:
I'd like to ask a question, if I may, regarding your government's appalling track record, particulary considering the millions spent on stopping poppy growing in Afganhistan, regarding the amount allowed in the overseas aid budget for drug treatment, notably resulting in a major lack of pain relief medication in tropical regions.

Why is this so?


If we allowed the Afghan trade continue and managed it properly then there would be enough pain relief the world over. What good would that be? Many pharmaceutical companies could lose millions of pounds if we supplied them with a cheap recourse. That just wouldn't do.


That is a bare-faced lie, Prime Minister, as you full well know. Yet another cover-up that you have presided over. Errr... on your watch.

The truth why there is a major lack of pain relief medication in tropical regions is because parrots eat 'em all!

Do you get it? Parrots eat 'em all? Paracetamol!

That made Eddie laugh so much that he had snot running down his face. Though I strongly suspect that he was not only drunk, but had been sniffing marryhooarna or whatever you do with it, because he virtually emptied the pantry afterwards. Cook is not best pleased. Nary a Mars bar left in the building.


   
Peter Mandelson

Pond Life wrote:
It makes sense that Rich tea would be mentioned, it is rumoured that Mandleson likes to dip his in a hot one and get it all soggy.


It's not only wrong, it's completely implausible and actually quite offensive.
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

I applaud the level of discourse on this here board and heartily commend it to the conference!!!
bearing

I met you once Gordon.......

....Oh no hang on a minute it was the other labour bloke with eye problems I met.

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