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Goats

Name the top ten countries in the world in terms of goat population.

Bonus marks if you get the exact number
Forest

China 45,067,543

Mexico 502

Kenya 4,500,001

Nigeria 3,456,789

Pakistan 9,563,678



I'll let others have a guess at the rest
fartcatcher

good effort Forest - you obviously know your goats

China 1st
Pakistan 3rd
Nigeria 4th
Fin

Clacker wrote:
Is Yorkshire a country?

No it's a nanny state.
Grind

Fin wrote:
Clacker wrote:
Is Yorkshire a country?

No it's a nanny state.


Now that's a joke.  
fartcatcher

Quote:
A CHEF had sex with a goat ? and was seen by a trainload of passengers, a court heard.

Stephen Hall, 23, lassoed the animal with his belt at the Paradise allotments near his home.

As the packed Hull to Bridlington train stopped at signals, dozens of passengers stared out in amazement.

In seconds, police switchboards were jammed as horrified commuters used their mobiles to report what they had seen.

The female goat was one of a number left to graze near the allotments, Hull Crown Court was told.

A man out walking his dog also made a 999 call to Humberside Police Control Room.

Two members of the public pinned down Hall while a stream of officers raced to the scene. Jobless Hall, from Hull, was initially arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section.

A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury.

British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day ? it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

Hall admitted a sex charge involving an animal last Wednesday.

Judge Jacqueline Davies, who adjourned the case for reports, said: "I do not know what sentence the court will impose on you."

He is due to be sentenced on March 13.

Hall, who says he is gay, said after the hearing: "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it.

"I have never done anything like this before."
geoff_bell

did he use the welly-trick?
fartcatcher

geoff_bell wrote:
did he use the welly-trick?


probably and a bit of WD40
Grind

One small step for man. One giant surprise for a goat.
Tank Girl

British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day, it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

ok so this seems bonkers, he is expecting the goat to react like a human might?
Forest

Tank Girl wrote:
British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day, it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."


After that experience you'd expect him to feel a little bit gruff
fartcatcher

Baaah.
You are all rubbish apart from Forest. A man who knows his goats.

1. China 148,412,000
2. India        123,358,000
3. Pakistan 52,763,000
4. Nigeria 47,551,700
5. Sudan 42,030,000
6. Bangladesh 39,600,000
7. Iran        25,679,000
8. Somalia 13,000,000
9. Indonesia 12,722,100
10. Tanzania 12,556,240

Forest

BooYah!!! In your face Reggers.
bearing

Well done Forest, the way you plucked the top three out of the air is just incredible.
Forest

bearing wrote:
Well done Forest, the way you plucked the top three out of the air is just incredible.


I know!! I think I may be some kind of genius or summat
bearing

Forest wrote:
bearing wrote:
Well done Forest, the way you plucked the top three out of the air is just incredible.


I know!! I think I may be some kind of genius or summat


Yes, you should really be working for Google.  That's how accurate you are.
Forest

bearing wrote:
Forest wrote:
bearing wrote:
Well done Forest, the way you plucked the top three out of the air is just incredible.


I know!! I think I may be some kind of genius or summat


Yes, you should really be working for Google.  That's how accurate you are.


I think I may be psychic as well, cos I knew you were going to say something like that.
bearing

Forest wrote:
bearing wrote:
Forest wrote:
bearing wrote:
Well done Forest, the way you plucked the top three out of the air is just incredible.


I know!! I think I may be some kind of genius or summat


Yes, you should really be working for Google.  That's how accurate you are.


I think I may be psychic as well, cos I knew you were going to say something like that.



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