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Per

Evening

I'm Per. I'm a Norwegian Polar Bear, I live with yer man Mol. He's my mate. He won't let me have a facebook account, I enjoy reading Reg so I signed up while he's busy on Tiger Woods 09. Don't tell him or he'll cut my cider allowance. I like cider, and sandwiches.
This is me.



I'm easy going, erudite and very much a fan of Clacker. Though I can be a bit overbearing at times.
*Wonders if that will work on two levels as intended*
I don't mind a flounce now and again but a pounce is more my game. Anyway, I'm told there's a Seal on here.........
Per

Just had an MSN off my mate Peter, he's a Penguin. He says to say  "Hi Bezster". Apparently they met in Edinburgh a couple of years ago. I've told him to get on Twitter. I'm nobody's mule. Still no sign of Seal.
*Pffft, flounces, but in a Bearly way*
Pond Life

Hello Per. Welcome aboard. Please flounce back.
Grind

Per wrote:
Just had an MSN off my mate Peter, he's a Penguin. He says to say  "Hi Bezster". Apparently they met in Edinburgh a couple of years ago. I've told him to get on Twitter. I'm nobody's mule. Still no sign of Seal.
*Pffft, flounces, but in a Bearly way*


Did he see one of these in Edinburgh?

They're even better than penguins.

You cab 'em instead of club 'em.



These two were visiting a poor championship town to cheer the grumpy locals up: they'd discovered their messiah was crap.
Per

Grind wrote:


Did he see one of these in Edinburgh?

They're even better than penguins.

You cab 'em instead of club 'em.



These two were visiting a poor championship town to cheer the grumpy locals up: they'd discovered their messiah was crap.


I wasn't in Edinburgh, Peter was, with Berry. I only came here last December. You remind me of this song Grind.

Grind

Per wrote:
Grind wrote:


Did he see one of these in Edinburgh?

They're even better than penguins.

You cab 'em instead of club 'em.



These two were visiting a poor championship town to cheer the grumpy locals up: they'd discovered their messiah was crap.


I wasn't in Edinburgh, Peter was, with Berry. I only came here last December. You remind me of this song Grind.



They're fine and handsome-looking chaps all.

*I could be a twunt double *

** No need to ask who you support. Do you have the away strip as well? **
Per

Grind wrote:


** No need to ask who you support. Do you have the away strip as well? **

If he doesn't stop smoking soon I will have.
Grind

Per wrote:
Grind wrote:


** No need to ask who you support. Do you have the away strip as well? **

If he doesn't stop smoking soon I will have.


Crikey.

Let's hope you don't end up with the third strip then.

What are your favourite hair/fur care products?
Per

Grind wrote:


What are your favourite hair/fur care products?


I have a stiff brush stolen from the badminton horse trials [they all got off btw] and I've been following Dock's skincare regime and it's paying dividends.
Grind

Per wrote:
Grind wrote:


What are your favourite hair/fur care products?


I have a stiff brush stolen from the badminton horse trials [they all got off btw] and I've been following Dock's skincare regime and it's paying dividends.


So you've got a Boots loyalty card?

Smart, with a whiff of eau-de-mackerel.

Are you hard of herring?

I SAID.....

* Impressed anyway. Looks to offload Border Collies at local animal shelter. *
Freaky Fred

Hello there.

Keep your eyes open, and don't go to sleep.

*slinks into the darkness*
Grind

Freaky Fred wrote:
Hello there.

Keep your eyes open, and don't go to sleep.

*slinks into the shadows*


Great, they need a singer.

Per

Freaky Fred wrote:
Hello there.

Keep your eyes open, and don't go to sleep.

*slinks into the shadows*


Ah, the Candadian? I'm connected up there, famerlee you know.
Grind

How great would it have been if BR had named the Deltics after people with big noses.

* cabs Matt LeTissier *
Per

*Drains Bulmers, dons pajamas* Early start hunting seal. Till then.......
Grind

Per wrote:
*Drains Bulmers, dons pajamas* Early start hunting seal. Till then.......


So you'll be back in, what, six months?  
Per

Grind wrote:
Per wrote:
*Drains Bulmers, dons pajamas* Early start hunting seal. Till then.......


So you'll be back in, what, six months?  


No no, in for the duration. Just to reassure Reg, my poisson du jour has always and only been Salmon and Trout. But Seal, there's the thing. Gives my coat a lovely sheen. Chewy too.
Grind

Not good for the skin though.

fartcatcher

Per wrote:
Grind wrote:
Per wrote:
*Drains Bulmers, dons pajamas* Early start hunting seal. Till then.......


So you'll be back in, what, six months?  


No no, in for the duration. Just to reassure Reg, my poisson du jour has always and only been Salmon and Trout. But Seal, there's the thing. Gives my coat a lovely sheen. Chewy too.


I hope you don't mean our Seal

http://regdafishthinktank.myfreef...ile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=31
Per

Grind wrote:
Not good for the skin though.



What are you, Crazy?
And yes FC, I come in search of Seal. It's in short supply these whereabouts. Anyway, using his phone under the covers, he'll be stumbling up soon to find the bathroom. Don't want to get caught and it's murder trying to use these keys with my paws.
Grind

Only a little bit.

Unlike Seal's skin, which is totally crazy paving.

I should go out and do summat, but can't be arsed.  
Mol

I don't know. I turn my back for five minutes to thrash some yanks on xbox live. He's a good lad is Per, victim of a broken home so can't be too hard on him. Bit too fond of his cider mind, don't know where he gets that.
Grind

Mol wrote:
I don't know. I turn my back for five minutes to thrash some yanks on xbox live. He's a good lad is Per, victim of a broken home so can't be too hard on him. Bit too fond of his cider mind, don't know where he gets that.


The fridge?

* lucky guess *
Per

Seal been on yet? Yer man upstairs is coma toes and no sign of breakfast. Anyone want to see pictures of me water skiing?
bearing

Re: Evening

Per wrote:
I like cider, and sandwiches.


Hello Per, bit worried about that statement.

Cider good, sandwich bad!
Seal

Per wrote:
Seal been on yet? Yer man upstairs is coma toes and no sign of breakfast. Anyone want to see pictures of me water skiing?


Morning Per. Can't we be friends?

*knows he's safe cos Per's gob is sewn shut*
Per

Seal wrote:
Per wrote:
Seal been on yet? Yer man upstairs is coma toes and no sign of breakfast. Anyone want to see pictures of me water skiing?


Morning Per. Can't we be friends?

*knows he's safe cos Per's gob is sewn shut*


How you doing?
*Removes temporary stitches*
Per

Re: Evening

bearing wrote:
Per wrote:
I like cider, and sandwiches.


Hello Per, bit worried about that statement.

Cider good, sandwich bad!


I've heard about you. How about glucose free sandwiches? Fresh tiger bread, Wiltshire Ham off the bone, Cotswold chedder, English mustard [just a dab] fresh cut tomato, hold the Lucozade?
Seal

Per wrote:
Seal wrote:
Per wrote:
Seal been on yet? Yer man upstairs is coma toes and no sign of breakfast. Anyone want to see pictures of me water skiing?


Morning Per. Can't we be friends?

*knows he's safe cos Per's gob is sewn shut*


How you doing?
*Removes temporary stitches*


Well, thanks, apart from this terrible skin problem I have.
Mick McCann

Welcome Per the bear, please don't eat Seal, he's our friend.

Seal if he corners you just keep walking, throwing him your clothes to sniff.
Per

Mick McCann wrote:
Welcome Per the bear, please don't eat Seal, he's our friend.

Seal if he corners you just keep walking, throwing him your clothes to sniff.

Well as you asked nice Mick, ok. I'll spare Seal. I prefer Chicken anyway, as long as there's gravy. My mate Paddy is a different matter, he's huge and likes the blood and bones and stuff. But I've been reared on KFC, Spag Bol, sausages, chips and cider. A sophisticated palette for one so young I'm sure you'll agree. Now that Fred however..........
This is my mate Paddy on Paddy's day [he's the one with the hat] along with Harvey the dog and Berry's pal Peter the penguin. I'm told there are photos of Berry and Peter in the first class carriage of the train back from Edinburgh. Peter's a bit of a coke fiend, out of it most of the time. Harvey just likes ham, lives for ham. But Paddy, savage. Don't let the innocent face fool you. You watching Fred?

Per

Forgot, that's me, bottom left, one in. Double cute, I know, I know.
Freaky Fred

Try to make me your dinner and you'll feel something sharp pierce your brain cavity and slice through the overly-developed Polar Bear brain of yours.

Well, you'll feel it going through your skull.  Then the pain will all be over.

AND THEN I'LL STEAL YOUR COKA COLA.
Per

*Runs and hides*
Per

A little black cloud wrote:


I think I rained on that stag do....did'nt ya man Mol have a strop cos he overlaid and missed the football?...Ask the Penguin about the price of late night single malt!


He does that a lot.   Peter remembers you well.
Freaky Fred

Per wrote:
*Runs and hides*


Damn right, ya' filthy creature.



Nice to meet ya'.  Like I said before, touch me and you die.  Give me coke, i'll be less likely to attack ;D
smiling badger

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Do you and your mates ever travel on the parcel shelves of cars?
Grind

smiling badger wrote:
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Do you and your mates ever travel on the parcel shelves of cars?[/quote]

Has anyone ever seen a parcel on the parcel shelf of a car?  
Per

smiling badger wrote:


Do you and your mates ever travel on the parcel shelves of cars?

No no and thrice no. It's incredibly cruel and disconcerting to be facing out the back window. We sit on the seats with our safety belts on.
Grind

Per wrote:
smiling badger wrote:


Do you and your mates ever travel on the parcel shelves of cars?

No no and thrice no. It's incredibly cruel and disconcerting to be facing out the back window. We sit on the seats with our safety belts on.


I hope the vehicle has suitably fitted hairbags.

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