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Emma Harrison

Who? - I hear you say.

Well - she was David Cameron's 'Family Czar' as well as being CEO of A4e, who were commissioned by the government to get all these benefit scroungers back to work. Unfortunately only 4% of those referred to them were found work, and when it emerged that Ms Harrison had been awarded an 8.6 share dividend as well as a few other goodies the brown stuff hit the air extractor.

Consequently she was dumped rapidly, although later exonerated of any wrong-doing. The real villains were the politicians and civil servants who paid A4e based on the number of referrals rather than placements. D'oh.

Talked to her for an hour and she's one of the sharpest people i've ever met (mind you i did worked in IT). Only vaguely aware of who she was and googled her afterwards.

Comes from Sheffield, degree in Mechanical Engineering from Bratfud. Can't be all bad.

Late Doors

I dont get it? is she dead? or is this a spot?

0.33/10 either way
sheeps

Late Doors wrote:
I dont get it? is she dead? or is this a spot?

0.33/10 either way


If she sat and listened to FC for an hour she is probably dead.
sheeps

8/10 based on our first necrophilia spot.
Forest

sheeps wrote:
Late Doors wrote:
I dont get it? is she dead? or is this a spot?

0.33/10 either way


If she sat and listened to FC for an hour she is probably dead.


I will give that a 9/10.
Grind

The laaaaaydeeee in reddddd
Is probableee deadddd
fartcatcher

she was getting a bit fidgetty towards the end.

Better spot than the usual 'footballer at Sainsbury's' or 'someone who probably used to be in Emmerdale walking down Briggate'.

I claim my 10 points.
Grind

Claim all you like, you're still not getting 'em.
Dock

Re: Emma Harrison

fartcatcher wrote:
Who? - I hear you say.

Well - she was David Cameron's 'Family Czar' as well as being CEO of A4e, who were commissioned by the government to get all these benefit scroungers back to work. Unfortunately only 4% of those referred to them were found work, and when it emerged that Ms Harrison had been awarded an 8.6 share dividend as well as a few other goodies the brown stuff hit the air extractor.

Consequently she was dumped rapidly, although later exonerated of any wrong-doing. The real villains were the politicians and civil servants who paid A4e based on the number of referrals rather than placements. D'oh.

Talked to her for an hour and she's one of the sharpest people i've ever met (mind you i did worked in IT). Only vaguely aware of who she was and googled her afterwards.

Comes from Sheffield, degree in Mechanical Engineering from Bratfud. Can't be all bad.



Fuck this lot FC! 578/10. Good work! Don't be goaded by this bunch of, er, goaders.

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