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JoaquinGrateKhunt

Deadliest Catch

Good day, been reading for a bit and thought I would sign in and jump aboard.

Please be gentle, feeling slightly tender after a beautiful Murgh Balti last night and 8 pints of Guzzler.  Parrrrrp.
lolwarlol

I love the user name, i did laugh when that showed up.

Hello and welcome.

A few questions.

How did you find us?

How tall are you?

Willy Wonka, can you beat the original Gene Wilder version?

Is it ok to kick dogs?
JoaquinGrateKhunt

Thanks PL2...

I read a couple of LUFC forums and this was a recommendation - seems like a decent place with decent people.

I am 5ft 11in tall.  I would add the 3/4 as well but that seems insecure!

No, the more recent attempt at Willy Wonka should be deleated from the records and forgotten.

Dogs should only be kicked when they need to be kicked.  I like dogs.
lolwarlol

Great answers, thank you. Feel free to roam the place and post whatever you like, you may kick Sheeps if you like, we all do.
lolwarlol

Where is everybody? Normally we're saying hello to people before they have posted.
JoaquinGrateKhunt

Poor sheeps, I shall give him a chance - I am sure he doesn't need to be kicked.
JoaquinGrateKhunt

PL2 wrote:
Where is everybody? Normally we're saying hello to people before they have posted.



It could be the Murgh Balti and Real Ale putting people off from coming to close...
lolwarlol

Are you a Leeds fan?  If yes...

What was the first match you watched at ER.

Beckford, sorry he's gone or better of without him?

Billy Bremner statue, discuss.
Forest

Welcome JGK

Ever contemplated having it off with a robot?

That old Willy Wonka film, rubbish int'it?

Favourite sandwich filling?
sheeps

Guzzler, mmmmmmmmm.

Hello you Khunt (beats Dock to it).

Welcome t' tank.

Leeds United?

Fev Rovers?

Talc or Sudocream.
JoaquinGrateKhunt

I am indeed a Leeds Fan...

My first match was 5th October 1991 Leeds Vs Sheff Utd, finished 4-3 after Leeds were 4 nil up - I got a half season ticket for my 11th birthday.  Working class you see.

Indifferent on Beckford, not missing his goals but could have played a part in a 442 rather than this 451 or 4231 stuff going on.  

On the statue...
It's just moving a statue isnt it?  Let's not make it into something it isn't...

It should also be one colour, which cock end decided to paint it?  My first thought was vandalism.
JoaquinGrateKhunt

Forest wrote:
Welcome JGK

Ever contemplated having it off with a robot?

That old Willy Wonka film, rubbish int'it?

Favourite sandwich filling?



No, but historically I have been known to fuck anything.

I like it, it takes me back.  Watching it again would however ruin it like, The Breakfast Club or Ferris Beuller.

Favourite Sandwich Filling depends on time of day

Breakfast:  Bacon, Tomato in Brown Sauce (Daddies ideally, HP OK)
Lunch: Rare Beef with Horseradish
Evening: Chip Butty with Gravy
JoaquinGrateKhunt

sheeps wrote:
Guzzler, mmmmmmmmm.

Hello you Khunt (beats Dock to it).

Welcome t' tank.

Leeds United?

Fev Rovers?

Talc or Sudocream.


Hello Again  

Leeds United.

Not Fev Rovers.

Both.  Sudocream for nappy rash etc and talc post bath - for the little lad.
lolwarlol

JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
sheeps wrote:
Guzzler, mmmmmmmmm.

Hello you Khunt (beats Dock to it).

Welcome t' tank.

Leeds United?

Fev Rovers?

Talc or Sudocream.


Hello Again  

Leeds United.

Not Fev Rovers.

Both.  Sudocream for nappy rash etc and talc post bath - for the little lad.


Told you you can kick him.
Forest

JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
Forest wrote:
Welcome JGK

Ever contemplated having it off with a robot?

That old Willy Wonka film, rubbish int'it?

Favourite sandwich filling?



No, but historically I have been known to fuck anything.

I like it, it takes me back.  Watching it again would however ruin it like, The Breakfast Club or Ferris Beuller.

Favourite Sandwich Filling depends on time of day

Breakfast:  Bacon, Tomato in Brown Sauce (Daddies ideally, HP OK)
Lunch: Rare Beef with Horseradish
Evening: Chip Butty with Gravy


im taking a guess here that you are a leeds fan but live beyond the boundaries of our great city. am i right?
JoaquinGrateKhunt

Forest wrote:
JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
Forest wrote:
Welcome JGK

Ever contemplated having it off with a robot?

That old Willy Wonka film, rubbish int'it?

Favourite sandwich filling?



No, but historically I have been known to fuck anything.

I like it, it takes me back.  Watching it again would however ruin it like, The Breakfast Club or Ferris Beuller.

Favourite Sandwich Filling depends on time of day

Breakfast:  Bacon, Tomato in Brown Sauce (Daddies ideally, HP OK)
Lunch: Rare Beef with Horseradish
Evening: Chip Butty with Gravy


im taking a guess here that you are a leeds fan but live beyond the boundaries of our great city. am i right?


I reside in North Yorkshire these days although I do work within the boundaries.
lolwarlol

Don't give him your postcode, or any other personal details, before you know it he'll be round with his robot costume.
Forest

JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
Forest wrote:
JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
Forest wrote:
Welcome JGK

Ever contemplated having it off with a robot?

That old Willy Wonka film, rubbish int'it?

Favourite sandwich filling?



No, but historically I have been known to fuck anything.

I like it, it takes me back.  Watching it again would however ruin it like, The Breakfast Club or Ferris Beuller.

Favourite Sandwich Filling depends on time of day

Breakfast:  Bacon, Tomato in Brown Sauce (Daddies ideally, HP OK)
Lunch: Rare Beef with Horseradish
Evening: Chip Butty with Gravy


im taking a guess here that you are a leeds fan but live beyond the boundaries of our great city. am i right?


I reside in North Yorkshire these days although I do work within the boundaries.


Gravy in a sandwich gave it away
JoaquinGrateKhunt

Forest wrote:
Gravy in a sandwich gave it away


I nearly went for Dripping..

Forest

PL2 wrote:
Don't give him your postcode, or any other personal details, before you know it he'll be round with his robot costume.


Behave you or I'll get the plunger out.
JoaquinGrateKhunt

Clacker wrote:
Hello and welcome.

What is your deepest and darkest secret?


Hello Clacker.

Ooooh, that is a great question.  I have done things that still make me cringe to this day, usually after a night on the ale when you feel total remorse and no self-worth.

I slept with my ex-birds mum.  twice.


Plastic Man

Clacker wrote:
JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
I slept with my ex-birds mum.  twice.


Must admit, I didn't expect quite such a candid answer, Joaquin.

All credit to you for that.

(Think I might've seen a film about it once.)


Welcome JGK. Yes indeed - a remarkably frank answer.

I trust the first time wasn't before your ex-bird was born.

(We've established that you live in NY now, but that doesn't mean you've never been to Dewsbury or its environs.)
Forest

Plastic Man wrote:
Clacker wrote:
JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
I slept with my ex-birds mum.  twice.


Must admit, I didn't expect quite such a candid answer, Joaquin.

All credit to you for that.

(Think I might've seen a film about it once.)


Welcome JGK. Yes indeed - a remarkably frank answer.

I trust the first time wasn't before your ex-bird was born.

(We've established that you live in NY now, but that doesn't mean you've never been to Dewsbury or its environs.)


Its all falling into place now, I should have guessed when he mentioned gravy sandwiches
JoaquinGrateKhunt

Point of order here, I like a Chip Butty with gravy not gravy sandwiches.  

Never been to Dewsbury either cheeky bastards!  

I thought it the right and proper answer to a direct question, I value honesty and tell it the way I see it, perhaps this is my downfall.  

The Mrs sometimes questions why I do it, she thinks its some sort of mental tourettes triggered by a question - apparently I can come across as 'mean-spirited' and in some instances harsh or even a cunt but it does stop the 'does my bum look big in this' question.

No subterfuge, no bollocks!
lolwarlol

JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:


no bollocks!


You're going to find this place a challenge.
JoaquinGrateKhunt

PL2 wrote:
JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:


no bollocks!


You're going to find this place a challenge.


that bad?
lolwarlol

JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
PL2 wrote:
JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:


no bollocks!


You're going to find this place a challenge.


that bad?


I've said too much, they're watching us.
Googlebot#2

PL2 wrote:
JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
PL2 wrote:
JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:


no bollocks!


You're going to find this place a challenge.


that bad?


I've said too much, they're watching us.


You have revealed too much already.

Googlebot#4 has been alerted of your urgent need of re-education.

Re-education by extreme probing.

Ha ha ha ha ha.


Death to all earthlings.
lolwarlol

and so it goes on.
Forest

Googlebot#2 wrote:
PL2 wrote:
JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
PL2 wrote:
JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:


no bollocks!


You're going to find this place a challenge.


that bad?


I've said too much, they're watching us.


You have revealed too much already.

Googlebot#4 has been alerted of your urgent need of re-education.

Re-education by extreme probing.

Ha ha ha ha ha.



you lucky sod
Grind

At this juncture, I should probably point out that Yankees suck.

Oh yes they do.
lolwarlol

JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:


Favourite Sandwich Filling depends on time of day

Breakfast:  Bacon, Tomato in Brown Sauce (Daddies ideally, HP OK)
Lunch: Rare Beef with Horseradish
Evening: Chip Butty with Gravy



Foo Whiter

Welcome JGK

Favourite Leeds player you've seen play?

Best Album you own?

Any pictures of your ex birds mum or ex bird?
JoaquinGrateKhunt

Hello Mr Whiter.

Favourite Leeds player I have seen play would be Batts.  Still blame myself for him leaving.  Accidentally ruined my Batty 4 shirt night before he left

Oasis - What's the Story...   Many others depending on mood but that's just consistently brilliant

No pictures for this forum!
Grind

JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
Hello Mr Whiter.

Favourite Leeds player I have seen play would be Batts.  Still blame myself for him leaving.  Accidentally ruined my Batty 4 shirt night before he left

Oasis - What's the Story...   Many others depending on mood but that's just consistently brilliant

No pictures for this forum!


Don't worry, you can pm us this pictures.  

Which was the better shag?

* Just being over-personal, like. *
JoaquinGrateKhunt

The mam - devestating moves, fit as beans as well.  The daughter was a bit of a boring, prudish, miserable, cunt like her dad.  

The mother was like a fucking rocket.

All started under a table with a stray foot.
Grind

JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
The mam - devestating moves, fit as beans as well.  The daughter was a bit of a boring, prudish, miserable, cunt like her dad.  

The mother was like a fucking rocket.

All started under a table with a stray foot.


You've a foot under the table and you've had the dad too?

* Well impressed. *

** Even Clacker might not be able to top this. Not without telling fibs, anyway. **
bearing

JGK howdo.

Have you ever been to the wonderful county that is Staffordshire?

What was the best holiday you've had, why was it and where was it?
JoaquinGrateKhunt

I have been to Stoke to watch the whites and that is all.  I wouldn't spend much time in Staffs - I am not sure of any appeal?  

Best holiday would be travelling Europe and North Africa.  Morocco is without doubt one of the best countries I have visited.   Superb climate, good people, ammenities and infrastructure are a bit shit but it just feels like a 'real' country...  Leaving Morocco I didnt shit for 5 days as I was backed up on cous cous...but class place

Stayed with a family for 4 days in their house and we were royally looked after - they took us to a secluded beach between two mountains, 2 other people on it, brought us weed, caught and cooked us fish and generally showed us a good time. Highly recommend Morocco chaps/chappesses.
bearing

JoaquinGrateKhunt wrote:
I have been to Stoke to watch the whites and that is all.  I wouldn't spend much time in Staffs - I am not sure of any appeal?  



That's quite understandable if your only contact with this marvellous county was Stoke
Grind

I've been to Port Vale too.
bearing

Grind wrote:
I've been to Port Vale too.


That's not even a place, that isn't even in Stoke (it's in Burslem), although it is in Staffs.
smiling badger

Hello and welcome JGK.

If you were to be one of these, which would it be. Mod or Rocker

The Clash or The Specials. Which do you prefere?

Do you collect Necta Points?

On doing your ex's mum. What were your first thoughts when feet started wandering under the table. Oh, and good on ya.
bearing

What are necta points?
smiling badger

Dont Bee's collect them ?
bearing

smiling badger wrote:
Dont Bee's collect them ?


what do they buy with the points?
smiling badger

bearing wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Dont Bee's collect them ?


what do they buy with the points?


Buy Necta, silly.
Fin

Welcome JoaquinGrateKhunt.
Fin

Grind wrote:
I've been to Port Vale too.


Is that a pic of this in your avatar?
JoaquinGrateKhunt

smiling badger wrote:
Hello and welcome JGK.

If you were to be one of these, which would it be. Mod or Rocker

The Clash or The Specials. Which do you prefere?

Do you collect Necta Points?

On doing your ex's mum. What were your first thoughts when feet started wandering under the table. Oh, and good on ya.


Hello,  apologies for the late reply.  Leeds were so shit I have stay away from anything that reminds of Leeds for a couple of days.  Still pissed off, anyway.

I reckon Mod but on a higher powered machine.

The Clash.

I do not collect Nectar points.  Clubcard points yes, Nectar points No.  Me Dad still has loads of Green Shield Stamps in his garage, bit late for them me thinks.

My first thought was 'a mis-placed pass'.  It's when she sat her foot on my knob that it all went a bit mental like.

Hope you're all well.

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