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sheeps

Damien Hurst

This is the bloke who cut a Russian linesman in half pickled him in formaldehyde and claimed it was a goal.





He met me at the English FA training headquarters at Burton a couple of weeks ago. Shook hands and had a short conversation during which I told him that Jimmy Greaves was twice better than him and don't know how he was picked. He told me to 'fuck off cheeky bastard'.

Also met the CEO of Mc Donalds UK at the same bash. He didn't swear.
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

10000000000000/10
Plastic Man

Doesn't he look old now! From a footballer to a litter collector at McDonalds - who'd have thought it.

By the way, who's the chap on the right with the 'M 'on his jacket? His shift manager checking up on him or his social worker?
Grind

* Orders Big Mac. *

** No, make that a triple burger. **
Dock

Re: Damien Hurst

sheeps wrote:
This is the bloke who cut a Russian linesman in half pickled him in formaldehyde and claimed it was a goal.





He met me at the English FA training headquarters at Burton a couple of weeks ago. Shook hands and had a short conversation during which I told him that Jimmy Greaves was twice better than him and don't know how he was picked. He told me to 'fuck off cheeky bastard'.

Also met the CEO of Mc Donalds UK at the same bash. He didn't swear.


Conversation and a posed for photograph. Not bad I suppose. Nowt special really though is it.
Grind

I've got a signed picture of one of them on my "office" wall.
Forest

10.5/10

my favourite artist after Gordon Banksy
Grind

There are people on the thread.

* Wonders if it's all over. "
Grind

Forest wrote:
10.5/10

my favourite artist after Gordon Banksy


Heh, heh.  
fartcatcher

He doesn't look bad for a bloke who's 70 odd. Neither does Geoff.

9/10
sheeps

I notice not everyone (that has posted shit spots on this thread) is scoring the thread.
sheeps

Re: Damien Hurst

Dock wrote:
sheeps wrote:
This is the bloke who cut a Russian linesman in half pickled him in formaldehyde and claimed it was a goal.





He met me at the English FA training headquarters at Burton a couple of weeks ago. Shook hands and had a short conversation during which I told him that Jimmy Greaves was twice better than him and don't know how he was picked. He told me to 'fuck off cheeky bastard'.

Also met the CEO of Mc Donalds UK at the same bash. He didn't swear.


Conversation and a posed for photograph. Not bad I suppose. Nowt special really though is it.


It could also be mentioned I took the piss out of the bloke who gave this country it's finest footballing moment and got him to tell me to fuck off.
Grind

I'd give that 3/2.

* No, make that 4/2.
Grind

* I supersized it. *
carp

Bobby Charlton is getting on a bit. 10/10
Dock

sheeps wrote:
I notice not everyone (that has posted shit spots on this thread) is scoring the thread.


1/10. Briggate wasn't mentioned once.  
smiling badger

Well, at least we have some photographic evidence here which makes a good change.
Shame it has to show the Mcdonalds logo's.
For that reason im only able to give 8/10.
Dock

smiling badger wrote:
Well, at least we have some photographic evidence here which makes a good change.
Shame it has to show the Mcdonalds logo's.
For that reason im only able to give 8/10.


Generous.
sheeps

Dock wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Well, at least we have some photographic evidence here which makes a good change.
Shame it has to show the Mcdonalds logo's.
For that reason im only able to give 8/10.


Generous.


S'okay, with bulldogs score I'm averaging 100,000/10 as it is.
Dock

sheeps wrote:
Dock wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
Well, at least we have some photographic evidence here which makes a good change.
Shame it has to show the Mcdonalds logo's.
For that reason im only able to give 8/10.


Generous.


S'okay, with bulldogs score I'm averaging 100,000/10 as it is.


In the final analysis its Geoff Hirst. Not Bestleftfoot outside Elland Road. I win.
Grind

48 years of Hurst.

Bestleftfoot withstanding.

* Although it's really Sheeps. *

** Gives himself a Leeds season ticket as penance. **
Dock

Grind wrote:
48 years of Hurst.

Bestleftfoot withstanding.

* Although it's really Sheeps. *

** Gives himself a Leeds season ticket as penance. **


*groans*  
Grind

Dock wrote:
Grind wrote:
48 years of Hurst.

Bestleftfoot withstanding.

* Although it's really Sheeps. *

** Gives himself a Leeds season ticket as penance. **


*groans*  


It's alright for you. You don't support Leeds or go to their matches.

* Thinks about it. *

** Could be worse for the boy Grind. **
bearing

Excellent spot, photographic evidence, a little back story too and all done in a wonderful county.

37/10
Dock

bearing wrote:
Excellent spot, photographic evidence, a little back story too and all done in a wonderful county.

37/10


Generous.
Grind

Dock wrote:
bearing wrote:
Excellent spot, photographic evidence, a little back story too and all done in a wonderful county.

37/10


Generous.


Love Hurst.
bearing

Dock wrote:
bearing wrote:
Excellent spot, photographic evidence, a little back story too and all done in a wonderful county.

37/10


Generous.


I'm a generous man when it comes to quality spots.
sheeps

bearing wrote:
Dock wrote:
bearing wrote:
Excellent spot, photographic evidence, a little back story too and all done in a wonderful county.

37/10


Generous.


I'm a generous man when it comes to quality spots.



And on the day I was only twenty minutes from a quality man, exchanging texts.
carp

Did you pick him up on pickling sheep?
sheeps

carp wrote:
Did you pick him up on pickling sheep?


No.
carp

-150000/10

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