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Country and Western Songs

Identify the missing word

1. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear ____ Was Breaking My Heart

2. I'm Just A ___ On The Windshield Of Life

3. I Still Miss You Baby, But My ___'s Gettin' Better

4. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your ____ In Bed

5. She Got The Ring (I Got The ______)

6. Get Your ______ Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

7. Her _____ Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

8. I Bought the _____ That Just Walked Out On Me

9. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get _____ Me?

10. Got In At Two With a Ten, and Woke Up At Ten With a ___

11. I Hate Every ____ In Your Body Except For Mine

12. I Liked You Better Before I ____ You So Well

13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd ___

14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You ____

15. If You Don't Believe I Love You, Just Ask My ____

16. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On ____'s Head)

17. Velcro Arms, ______ Heart

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss ___

19. The _____ You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had

20.Please Bypass This _____

21. The Last Word In Lonesome Is '__'

22. Ever Since I Said 'I Do,' There's a Lot of Things You _____

23. She Got the Goldmine (I Got the _____)

24. I Changed Her ___, She Changed My Life

25. If _______ Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
grunt

1 John
2 Bug
3 Cock
4 Ass
5 Blues
6 Cock
7 Teeth
Forest

5 Clap
7 Sheets
15 Wife
bearing

2 Windscreen wiper
4 Crumbs
8 Robot
11 Cock
12 Drowned
17 Pritt stick
18 Florida
24 lightbulb
20 God forsaken town
grunt

15 Cock
20 Cock
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Grunt - 3 marks for 1,2 and 7

4 - very close

-2 for profanity

Forest 5 is correct

Bearing 0 marks

Grunt 0 marks

There is no swearing in Country & Western music. It is made by God-Fearing folks for god fearing folks.

Butts will probably know all the answers as he likes this sort of thing
Forest

You could probably put cock as every answer
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16 is easy
Late Doors

Dad

*expects sirens and Stephen Fry going "oh no" *
Seal

Re: Country and Western Songs

Gotta love country music

6. Tongue

8. Shoes

9. Under

10. two

11. Bone

13. Win?

18. Him

21. Me probably

22. Don't

23. Shaft
bearing

is 16 Dock?
Kevin Khatchadourian

23 - Clockwork Parrot
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1. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

2. I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

3. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

4. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

5. She Got The Ring (I Got The Finger)

6. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

7. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

8. I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me

9. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?

10. Got In At Two With a Ten, and Woke Up At Ten With a Two

11. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

12. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Back

15. If You Don't Believe I Love You, Just Ask My Wife

16. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

17. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

19. The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had

20.Please Bypass This Heart

21. The Last Word In Lonesome Is me

22. Ever Since I Said 'I Do,' There's a Lot of Things You Don't

23. She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)

24. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

25. If Whisky Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure

All genuine song titles

Seal wins. The rest of you go watch a few repeats of 'My Name is Earl'

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