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Googlebot#1

Ask a Googlebot

Proceed earthlings or earthworms in Bearing's case.
Googlebot#1

Time is money.
bearing

*falls about in stitches at futuristic gag*
Googlebot#1

bearing wrote:
*falls about in stitches at futuristic gag*


That's not very friendly.
bearing

Googlebot#1 wrote:
bearing wrote:
*falls about in stitches at futuristic gag*


That's not very friendly.


I know
smiling badger

Do you have any Sony components inside you?
If not why not?

Do you suffer from Rust in any way?

Have you used the Bakerloo line ?
If so give us your thoughts on it?

You Leeds or what?
bearing

Oh FFS SB, don't encourage the waste disposal units
Googlebot#1

smiling badger wrote:


(a) Do you have any Sony components inside you?
(b) If not why not?
(c) Do you suffer from Rust in any way?
(d) Have you used the Bakerloo line ?
(e)If so give us your thoughts on it?
(f) You Leeds or what?


(a) No
(b) Sony is for mug punters
(c) No
(d) No
(e) Not applicable
(f) What

You should try more open questions.

What I can tell you is that the three most common elements in the universe are 1) hydrogen; 2) helium; 3) oxygen and actress Jayne Mansfield accidentally exhaled her breast out of her dress during the telecast of the Academy Awards in 1957.
smiling badger

bearing wrote:
Oh FFS SB, don't encourage the waste disposal units


Just being friendly T'B.
Dont really have or ever had a robot mates so not ruining my chances now.
Googlebot#1

Your overtures are welcome Smiling Badger as long as you are not grooming me.
smiling badger

Googlebot#1 wrote:
Your overtures are welcome Smiling Badger as long as you are not grooming me.


* Fuck it! Sussed already!*
Googlebot#2

Alert! Alert!

Googlebot#1. The earthlings have an opportunity to watch an educational televisual broadcast of our earth allies, the "Travelling Community", at 9pm UTC. It will be useful for the humanoids to familiarise themselves with their future culture.
smiling badger

Googlebot#2 wrote:
Alert! Alert!

Googlebot#1. The earthlings have an opportunity to watch an educational televisual broadcast of our earth allies, the "Travelling Community", at 9pm UTC. It will be useful for the humanoids to familiarise themselves with their future culture.


New Age Travellers?
Googlebot#1

smiling badger wrote:
New Age Travellers?


This question does not make sense, but what I can tell you is that the average length of a coat hanger when straightened is 44 inches.
smiling badger

Googlebot#1 wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
New Age Travellers?


This question does not make sense, but what I can tell you is that the average length of a coat hanger when straightened is 44 inches.


You sure you dont have any Sony components?
Googlebot#1

smiling badger wrote:
You sure you dont have any Sony components?


Yes, but what I can tell you is that in Cali, Colombia, a woman’s mother must be present in the room for her first intercourse.
smiling badger

Googlebot#1 wrote:
smiling badger wrote:
You sure you dont have any Sony components?


Yes, but what I can tell you is that in Cali, Colombia, a woman’s mother must be present in the room for her first intercourse.


Exactly the same  in Essex.
Googlebot#1

What I can tell you is that in the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men and Alekthophilia is the love of chickens.
smiling badger

Googlebot#1 wrote:
What I can tell you is that in the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men.


Wow, how interesting.
Tell me more.
bearing

Oi Googlebat, is it true that in Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal to have sex with a mother and a daughter at the same time?
Googlebot#1

bearing wrote:
Oi Googlebat, is it true that in Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal to have sex with a mother and a daughter at the same  time?


I believe it is. I can also confirm that although Bob Dylan sang: "It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry" on his album 'Highway 61 Revisited', trains can not, in fact, cry.
fartcatcher

Googlebot, can you explain why the 'invisible waves' generated by the remote for the telly will not pass through our cat?
bearing

fartcatcher wrote:
Googlebot, can you explain why the 'invisible waves' generated by the remote for the telly will not pass through our cat?


Didn't I already answer this?
Googlebot#1

fartcatcher wrote:
Googlebot, can you explain why the 'invisible waves' generated by the remote for the telly will not pass through our cat?


What I can tell you is that modern domestic cats have a high lead-content in their bodies from the earth's ozone layer due to global warming and this can inhibit invisible waves from remote controls and that the ancient Egyptians would shave off their eyebrows when their pet cats died.
Fin

Googlebot#1 wrote:
fartcatcher wrote:
Googlebot, can you explain why the 'invisible waves' generated by the remote for the telly will not pass through our cat?


What I can tell you is that modern domestic cats have a high lead-content in their bodies from the earth's ozone layer due to global warming and this can inhibit invisible waves from remote controls and that the ancient Egyptians would shave off their eyebrows when their pet cats died.

The cats or ancient Egyptians eyebrows?
fartcatcher

thank you googlebot. be quiet bearing.

Googlebot. Are you frightened of Sarah Palin?
Googlebot#1

fartcatcher wrote:
Googlebot. Are you frightened of Sarah Palin?


No.
bearing

Jeez FC, call yourself a Midlander!

This swooning over our tin 'friends' is quite off putting you know.
Googlebot#1

bearing wrote:
Jeez FC, call yourself a Midlander!

This swooning over our tin 'friends' is quite off putting you know.


Your Comments have been updated with THE TRUTH.
bearing

Googlebot#1 wrote:
bearing wrote:
Jeez FC, call yourself a Midlander!

This swooning over our tin 'friends' is quite off putting you know.


Your Comments have been updated with THE TRUTH.


Right that's it!




So then #1 are you on the bottom or is that #4?
Googlebot#2

bearing wrote:


So then #1 are you on the bottom or is that #4?


I will deal with this, Googlebot#1.

Android, as you know full well, that is a picture of Brad Pitt copping Angelina Jolie a wrong 'un after the Golden Globe awards.

And, as you also know full well, it is against inter-galactic laws to publish advanced pornography such as this to lesser sentient beings. Punishable by de-construction to be a teacher of small earthling children.

I note you have already pleaded guilty .
Grind

I'll be baaaaaaack door.
fartcatcher

Googlebot#1 wrote:
bearing wrote:
Jeez FC, call yourself a Midlander!

This swooning over our tin 'friends' is quite off putting you know.


Your Comments have been updated with THE TRUTH.


Bearing - I was merely extending the hand of friendship to our alien visitor.

Googlebot - do you like the Mumford Brothers?

What is the minimum number of cherries that you would expect in a cherry scone?
Grind

Have you ever "accidentally" shagged a wheeliebin after a night out on the 3-in-1?

And, as a follow up, have you ever teamed up with an unlined pedal bin and an overflowing ashtray to also 3-in-1 the same minxy wheeliebin?

* The truth is out there. *
Forest

Grind wrote:
Have you ever "accidentally" shagged a wheeliebin after a night out on the 3-in-1?



Just stumbled on this disgusting picture of robot dogging while surfing the t'internet, who will protect our children from this filth

Forest

Robot sunbathing on a nudist beach, nasty case of sunburn
Grind

Forest wrote:
Grind wrote:
Have you ever "accidentally" shagged a wheeliebin after a night out on the 3-in-1?



Just stumbled on this disgusting picture of robot dogging while surfing the t'internet, who will protect our children from this filth



I guess "Cans" must be the girlie.....
bearing

Googlebot#2 wrote:
bearing wrote:


So then #1 are you on the bottom or is that #4?


I will deal with this, Googlebot#1.

Android, as you know full well, that is a picture of Brad Pitt copping Angelina Jolie a wrong 'un after the Golden Globe awards.

And, as you also know full well, it is against inter-galactic laws to publish advanced pornography such as this to lesser sentient beings. Punishable by de-construction to be a teacher of small earthling children.

I note you have already pleaded guilty .


Don't try and wriggle out of this, those photo's are of you and GB#1 as you know full well.

It seems we are building up quite a case of evidence against you and your friends...
Googlebot#2

Forest wrote:
Grind wrote:
Have you ever "accidentally" shagged a wheeliebin after a night out on the 3-in-1?



Just stumbled on this disgusting picture of robot dogging while surfing the t'internet, who will protect our children from this filth



Forest. That is a picture of your mum and android bearing.

Ha ha. A ha ha ha.
Forest

Ha ha this is your mum googlebot#2

Googlebot#2

Forest wrote:
Ha ha this is your mum googlebot#2



Cannot view. My higher sentient being net nanny has been activated. Will need to compute later.
bearing

So your net nanny will allow copulating robots but a trash can is denied.

That's one fucked up net nanny.
Googlebot#2

bearing wrote:
So your net nanny will allow copulating robots but a trash can is denied.

That's one fucked up net nanny.


As an android, you will never understand why it is necessary.
Forest

Do googlebots dream of electric Sheeps?
Googlebot#1

fartcatcher wrote:
(a) Googlebot - do you like the Mumford Brothers?

(b) What is the minimum number of cherries that you would expect in a cherry scone?


(a) No. The Mumford Brothers are for mug punters.

(b) If you are seeking a minimum the answer has to be 1. There can be no other answer. The question is illogical.
Googlebot#1

Grind wrote:
(a) Have you ever "accidentally" shagged a wheeliebin after a night out on the 3-in-1?

(b) And, as a follow up, have you ever teamed up with an unlined pedal bin and an overflowing ashtray to also 3-in-1 the same minxy wheeliebin?


(a) No, but what I can tell you is that research indicates that dogging is the UK's second-largest participation 'sport' after angling.

(b) No, but what I can tell you is that it is impossible to catch a cold off a toilet seat.
Late Doors

Can G-Bots play guitar ?
sheeps

Forest wrote:
Do googlebots dream of electric Sheeps?


Pardon?
Grind

Glade bummer?
fartcatcher

Quote:
(a) No. The Mumford Brothers are for mug punters.


with you on that one GB. Any chance you can go and vapourise them?
geoff_bell

hi bot

fern britton or vanessa feltz?
lolwarlol

Why did we never get an msnbot to sign up?

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