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Amusing Chants

I watched the Fulham versus Villa game today and, after a perfectly good shout for a Villa penalty was turned down (a dodgy one had been given to Fulham earlier), the Villa fans justifiably shouted, "2-0 to the referee!" only for the even-more-justifiable "2-0 cos you're faacking shit!" riposte from the Fulham fans.

Made me chuckle.
fartcatcher

Very much enjoyed singing 'She Said No, Marlon' to Marlon King to the tune of Kumbaya.
Sir Bulldog Craggwood

this tune is getting a little over done

Rangers started it with their charming 'famine song' Its Time To Go Home

Frazier Cranium

What's it like to have no beach?


Sung by Torquay fans to Brentford fans a long long time ago.

Not enough humorous chants at the footie, and even I, who swears like a right fupper, think there's too much swearing in songs.  'Your dad's a c*nt, and so are you' etc is a prime example.  Good song but over offensive
bearing

In your Huddersfield slums, you look in a dustbin for something to eat, you find a dead dog and you think it's a treat, in your Huddersfield slums.
bearing

When I used to go and watch Wolves with all my Wolves loving mates we used to sing this great song, very unique and very Wolverhampton.

Chorus

Everywhere we go
People wont to know
Where the hell are you from?
We're from Wolverhampton
Lovely Wolverhampton
Colourful Wolverhampton


Buy a cornershop now
sell cheaper lager
banks's mild 42p a can
tennents Super, 68p a can

Chorus

buy a taxi firm now
run a cheap cortina
with a furry dashboard
and a nodding doggy
48p a mile

Chorus

Buy a cheaper boat now,
and sail to sunny England,
smuggle in ranjit
on a false passport,
with loads and loads of cocaine
hidden in a suitcase
ranjits got aids now
transfusion for the Right Side

Chorus

Buy a terraced house now,
paint the doorstep orange
paint the inside purple
40 in the bathroom
30 in the bedroom
A palace for the Right side

Chorus

Buy a football club now,
get relegated
get promotion
in the first season
SACK THE BHATTIS
now Wolves are back in business

Chorus
Everywhere we go
People wont to know
Ah where the hell are you from?
We're from Wolverhampton
Lovely Wolverhampton
Colourful Wolverhampton

Notice in the video the Wolverhamperton...

fartcatcher

That is ace. Never heard it before.
Late Doors

The Brummies have always been the funniest fans (I mean anyone south of Derby and North of Northampton, except Leicester and Villa). That thing that Birmingham have done for years when the subs come on is fantastic. Other clubs have caught on but still dont get anywhere near how they do it. The pa announces the sub to absolute silence then all three sides of the ground shout simultaneously   WHOOOOO ??????? first time I heard I swear there were tears of laughter. Still makes me chuckle. Only thing that does mindst there
sheeps

LU v Newcastle U

Newcastle fans sang 'heyyyyy Lee Bowyer, ooh, ah, I wanna knoooow,
why yer not in jail', continuously for a good fifteen minutes doing the clapping between verses. Ace.

Same game, 'Andy O' Brian, Andy O' Brian, Andy Andy Andy O' Brian', to 'Any Old Iron'.

Worst song. Chewsi, Chewsi, Chewsi, Chewsi... Chewsi, Chewsi, Chewsiiii.
Nyles O Cranium

bearing wrote:
When I used to go and watch Wolves with all my Wolves loving mates we used to sing this great song, very unique and very Wolverhampton.

Chorus

Everywhere we go
People wont to know
Where the hell are you from?
We're from Wolverhampton
Lovely Wolverhampton
Colourful Wolverhampton


Buy a cornershop now
sell cheaper lager
banks's mild 42p a can
tennents Super, 68p a can

Chorus

buy a taxi firm now
run a cheap cortina
with a furry dashboard
and a nodding doggy
48p a mile

Chorus

Buy a cheaper boat now,
and sail to sunny England,
smuggle in ranjit
on a false passport,
with loads and loads of cocaine
hidden in a suitcase
ranjits got aids now
transfusion for the Right Side

Chorus

Buy a terraced house now,
paint the doorstep orange
paint the inside purple
40 in the bathroom
30 in the bedroom
A palace for the Right side

Chorus

Buy a football club now,
get relegated
get promotion
in the first season
SACK THE BHATTIS
now Wolves are back in business

Chorus
Everywhere we go
People wont to know
Ah where the hell are you from?
We're from Wolverhampton
Lovely Wolverhampton
Colourful Wolverhampton

Notice in the video the Wolverhamperton...



Who are the lyricists for that, Rodgers and E D L-erstein?
Nyles O Cranium

Late Doors wrote:
The Brummies have always been the funniest fans (I mean anyone south of Derby and North of Northampton, except Leicester and Villa). That thing that Birmingham have done for years when the subs come on is fantastic. Other clubs have caught on but still dont get anywhere near how they do it. The pa announces the sub to absolute silence then all three sides of the ground shout simultaneously   WHOOOOO ??????? first time I heard I swear there were tears of laughter. Still makes me chuckle. Only thing that does mindst there


blimey you've got a good memory, I remember seeing it on the box a couple of years back - so when exactly were Birmingham actually on the box?  I think it must have been their League Cup semi versus someone, live on ITV or whatever.  Classic  

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