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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 10:54 pm    Post subject: Wait a minute  Reply with quote

Now then, no, wait a minute, right, let me stop you there if I can. I was hoping to post in nice Mr Clackers section but it seems that I cannot also I simply do not have the time or the inclination, if you don't mind I am talking now so just wait a minute, as I was saying.......what was I saying?

Wait there so I can read this back to myself, just take a minute.....


Ah yes, I simply dont have the time or the inclination to .....wait a minute, i need to cover the budgie up with a blanket, stop there a second I'll be right back.......


There thats covered him up, I have to bury him tomorrow.

Where was I?  OH YES!!!  


I was hoping to post in nice Mr Clackers section but it seems that I cannot also I simply do not have the time or the inclination to sign up and become a member so I have posted my question in here, now wait a minute.

My question is this.


My husband and I wont give you his name thank you very much, we come from a very close neighbourhood in Hastings, King Street Hastings and I don't want our business being spread around like cheap butter, wait a minute, so any road up, my husband, we'll call him John Brown, My husband, John Brown said to me "Hayley Love"
I said "Yes Love"
He said "Hayley Love"
I said "You've done that bit love, say what you mean to say love"
He said "Ok love" He said, "Hayley Love"
I said "Get on with it you fool"  
He said "I'm going up the road do you want me to get you anything".  
I said "Do you think I were born yesterday?"
He said "What love"
I said "Do you think I were born yesterday"
He said "No love"
I said "No love, I wasn't" I says to him "You're going to see that woman again are you not?"
He says "What Woman?"
I says "Don't give me what woman"
He turns around, now wait a minute, he turns around and here's what he says to me, he says to me "Hayley Love"
I says "Don't start with the Hayley Loves again"
He says "Hayley Love"
I says "I don't believe this"
He says "Hayley Love"
I didn't interrupt this time
He says" As my name is Peter Keith Arnold Dribblekipper, I have no idea what you are talking about"

Now then, wait a minute, here's my question.

How deep do you have to bury a budgie?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He'll do his fecking nut
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Id say about seven inches would do Hayley
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Forest wrote:
Id say about seven inches would do Hayley

She said Budgie not a Cockatoo.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's no King St. in Hastings. I bet that's not even your real name.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

grunt wrote:
There's no King St. in Hastings. I bet that's not even your real name.


There's a King Street in Hastings, Victoria, Australia.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't bury it, just smash it up with a hammer until there is nowt left. Or is that a bit sick?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My cousin's wedding reception was at Leeds Castle. I don't think that is in Mr McCann's book.

The Leeds Castle bit. Not the bit about me going to my cousin's wedding there, unless he thought it significant. If so, I guess he'd probably have to write about every wedding I'd ever been to.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leeds castle is in the book.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bearing wrote:
Leeds castle is in the book.


Why?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Plastic Man wrote:
bearing wrote:
Leeds castle is in the book.


Why?


'cause it isn't in Leeds
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bearing wrote:
Plastic Man wrote:
bearing wrote:
Leeds castle is in the book.


Why?


'cause it isn't in Leeds


Mick's follow-up book "How the World Changed Leeds" might take some research.

I'd eat the budgie. Bird is the word.


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