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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 7:51 am    Post subject: Shit Transplants  Reply with quote

Thought it was about time to lower the tone again. I'm not making this up. I can't say I'd fancy having someone else's shit shoved up my arse, but apparently it can work for certain digestive complaints.

https://www.nth.nhs.uk/news/faecal-transplant/
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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We get shit shoved into us every day but i suspect this is shit of a less metaphorical kind. As i am having breakfast i'll give it a miss for now
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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2017 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Opportunity knocks for Shitty Shaw!
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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aye, bring your own arse and i'll fill it for ya could be his slogan. It has a nice ring about it.
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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Aye, bring your own arse and i'll fill it for ya could be his slogan. It has a nice ring about it.



"ring"

geddit?
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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'kin easy this comedy lark.
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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not trying to Poo Poo it - but I think I turd that one before!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*votes Brexshit*
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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2017 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They could televise the first transplant. Maybe call it: New Feaces.
































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OH FUCK OFF! IF you want better than that I want paying! Go and boo somewhere else, cunts! I never had to put up with this kind of abuse when I was at Briminham Rep with Gielgud. I don't know where it all went wrong. Tarquin, be an absolute love and get me a G&T from the theatre bar. You shouldn't have to wait for long, the proles don't go in there until the interval.
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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2017 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been doing it for years. We call it a 96


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